Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Isobel Bellamy]

Has been invited to rellik's and her father's wedding as flower girl  

[Rellik San]

But is there only to seduce her father.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

Secretly wants to seduce me ninja But he wont admit it  

[Rellik San]

Apparently harbours some desire for me.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Mysteriously becomes pregnant with my sister, but who's daddy?  

[Rellik San]

Doesn't know who the daddy is.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

Was drugged by me so he doesnt remeber he's the daddy (here we go again rofl And Im still trying to figure out how I can be the mommy of someon who is most likely older then me )  

[Rellik San]

Drugged and raped me, leaving me in a warehouse on the docks.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

is very proud he's going to be a mummy soon, and hugs his bump at night  

[Awesome Akwardness]

Is pregnant by her cousin...which is most likely rellik too (my baby is having a baby crying )  

[Isobel Bellamy]

gets to be a father, grandmother and probably aunt and cousin rofl (its like a norfolk family tree eek )  

[Awesome Akwardness]

Is going to have twins (This is like my town drunk grandfather who abandoned my mother,this is like his family tree..His other kids sleep with each other eek why would anyone do that?)  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Is going to have to help out with a lot of nappies with Rellik's sextuplets rofl  

[Awesome Akwardness]

Forgets that he also liked monkeys at one point...monkey babies CUTE  

[Rellik San]

Doesn't realise I ran off with the monkey she introduced me too.