Lines You'll Never Hear

[NickCpointless]

Rebel: this is stupid screw you guys im going home  

[Mandalore_the_Conqueror]

Twi'lek female to Boba Fett: You're cute.  

[Missing00]

HK-47: Praise: I love those adorable meatbags.  

[Darkened Angel]

Freya: Look at me! I'm speaking like a normal human being and not like some drop-out anime nutball! Nin nin nin! ... Oh wait, nevermind. I like, totally blew it there. * sigh *  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Palpy: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?!?
Vader: I wanna rock!  

[Missing00]

(Luke wakes up in a small room that kinda looks like the garbage masher but less wet dazed and confused)
Luke: uuhhgg where am I?
(a Holovid suddenly turns on and a puppet of Darth Vader appearrs)
Puppet Vader: Hello Luke...I want to play a game.
Luke: Oh hell no!  

[Sol Walker]

Link: "Hmm. The Four Sword? This one wonders what this does..." *Draws sword. Three more Links apear, one dressed in red, one dressed in blue, and one dressed in purple.*

All Four Links: ORO?!

HM: Statement: This could be bad Master...
Ferno: 
HM: If you say so master.  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Welcome to the episode 1 finale of...
Vader of Love!
Vader: Ok, G. Here's what went down the last couple days.
Flashback: Padmee and KaZam were catfighting because Padmee accused KaZam of being a credit-digger, while Shaakille was laughing all the fight.

The three girls are lined up.
Vader: KaZam, you a good girl, f'real. But you ain't here fo' me, so... You time is up. *force choke*

Vader, voice-over: And in the final elimination, things got real intense, G.
Vader: Skaakille...you time is up.

Shaakille:*ignites saber*
Vader: Oh, s**t! *ignites saber*
They start fighting and Vader cuts her down.
Vader: Yo, big Rick! Clean this up!
Dooku: I hate that name, G.

Continue!  

[Apotheis]

Jabba th Hutt: Kiss me, and I'll turn into a handsome prince...  

[Apotheis]

(you walk into a Quarren resterant)
Chef: Who ordered the calimari?  

[Sol Walker]

Han: "I havent seen anything this bizarre since that time me and Chewie were smuggling Military-grade Electronic Sneezerators for the Electromolders Of The Flesh Asteroid..."  

[Sol Walker]

Ferno: So Link...you managed to find my hidden fortress, fight your way through my ranks of stormtroopers, sith assassins, and droids, all to save your precious Princess Leida and stop my nefarious plans...But all to naught! For even your mastery of the Way of Two Dragons is no match for my most Powerful, My most heinous, my most EVIL minions ever devised!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *cough* hahahahahahaha!!!!!
HM! Release the Sausages of Fear!

Link: Oro?!!