Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[Death T-2]

"I saw Sweeney Todd last night. Johnny Depp...MOVES me."  

[Ryu_chan]

"Watch this guys! I can do 'Holy Diver' on Extreme!"  

[jagged1]

"HAHAHA Titanic is a funny story."  

[Ryu_chan]

"But what if the horse is Mr. Ed?"  

[Death T-2]

"I never said I'd love you, but you get to me kid."  

[jagged1]

"I'm not done killing you!"  

[Death T-2]

"Why, is that little ring for little ol' ME?"

"What do you mean, I have the Mandate of Heaven? They want me to rule China? Well that kind of changes the plan..."  

[jagged1]

"OMG what's that movie, you know, when the guy does the thing and that happens?"  

[Ryu_chan]

*Creepy sing-song* "Katsuuuuuya! Somebody's been a bad boy and needs a spaaaaankiiiing!"


"Me ruv you rong time."


"A noun be adverbly verbing an adjective noun."


*On the set of some daytime talkshow* "I...I never told anyone this. Even Mokuba doesn't know. I had to keep it secret, or that man swore he'd kill us both in our sleep. Gozaburo, our adopted father--he...he molested me nightly, from about a week after we arrived until I ki---he died. It...it hurt so bad....I was...so ashamed..." *Breaks down in tears*  

[Death T-2]

"The thing with the stuff in it! Hand me the thing with the stuff in it! I need the thing with the stuff in it!!"  

[jagged1]

"It's over there! Right there! Can't you see it?!"  

[Ryu_chan]

She's...not here....

I'm NOT cryin'!!!"  

[Death T-2]

"FREE stuff YAA-- aw..."  

[Ryu_chan]

((My previous one will make more sense to those who have seen Advent Children.))

"So, hey, have you heard of this new 'HAS FLOWERS'?" *Waits for response* "Well, yeah! I mean, sheesh, "HAS FLOWERS"! It's the hottest thing in cool!"  

[Death T-2]

"Ribbons aren't girly, they're the immunity against hurt!"