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 Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:30 pm
Switzerland has Wizards. Wizards pwn hairy midgets.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:32 pm
True, but Wizards are a dime a dozen, while a good barrel of Southfarthing pipeweed can get you quite a bit on an open market.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:33 pm
Radioactive behemoths pwn both.
Yay Japan.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:33 pm
Yea, but when's the last time you've seen a midget scale the mountains of switzerland?
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:34 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:35 pm
Of course. But then again, I wasn't talking about radioactive lizards.
I'm talking wizards vs. hobbits
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:36 pm
Meh, a wizard would win in a fight, I grant you that.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:37 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:40 pm
YES! They can climb Mountains too... Gah, why do I always side with the losers? stare
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:41 pm
Well, you just picked the wrong halfling. Should have sided with dwarves.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:43 pm
Nah, an elf could kick a dwarf's a** anyday.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:44 pm
But Elves don't live in the mountains of Switzerland.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:45 pm
Bullshit.
Dwarves can kick elvish a**.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:45 pm
Maybe not, but if they did, they could kick the asses of the dwarf population.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:47 pm
Elves can only win in ranged combat.
Melee, Dwarven size, armor, and strength defeat the fragile elf.
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