Seto's Roadtrip & Shopping Spree? (~Seto's Sleepover!~)

[Interbang]

And it's quite boring. It has no future and it has a really cruddy past. That's why nobody cares and nobody wants to.  

[Death T-2]

Heh. Too true. That, and I'm surrounded by rednecks. Wanna know how I know they're rednecks?

-The highrise apartments are on cinder blocks.
-People's mamas storm around yelling "the feud's back on!"
-The houses have more miles than the cars.
-People've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws.
and so on.  

[jagged1]

>.o Ow. That's pretty darn bad.  

[Death T-2]

Fortunately I reside in the suberbs and stay away from the boonies. I always stay local, 'cuz there's no telling where "just down the road" will take ya.  

[jagged1]

Well that's good to know. Wouldn't wanna lose ya.  

[Bitchboots]

A redneck and his wife lived next to me for about 2 years. His wife would always yell at him and their little wiener dog thought that he was a wolf or something. He (the man) kept a shotgun in his apartment and I live in Sacramento California! That is not normal!  

[Death T-2]

Well, if 3% of car accidents over there are due to the drivers reading, I might empathise with you.  

[jagged1]

...Reading what? Road signs or actual reading materials?  

[Death T-2]

Books and magazines. Maybe maps. I've seen it...  

[jagged1]

>< That's... wow... I lack the proper vocabulary to describe it correctly.  

[Death T-2]

"Come to Scalia; We've got Death!"  

[jagged1]

Advertising yourself or eveyone else's horrible driving skills?  

[Bitchboots]

3%? Ouch.  

[Death T-2]

Not me, that other death. You know, the kind that kills you at the end of your life. Often in a tin can with a raging motor, down here.  

[jagged1]

I figured as much. Just felt like checking.