Wish Corrupting~{:B

[SharpSmiles]

granted, but your gills get clogged with slime pirate
i wish for more wondrous wishes.  

[Darkiia]

granted, but you get some many wishes now that you don't not want to do with them, so they fade away

i wish for a talking cat 4laugh  

[DayatxxxBS]

granted but then da cat talks non-stop n you get annoyed..n eventually you'll go crazyy whee


i wish for a happy life forever!!  

[Darkiia]

granted, but everyone that's around you get jealous of ur perfect life and trys to kill you

i wish i had the power of imagination without flaws  

[Azaveil]

granted, but you have to put on this straight jacket and sit in this white padded room because you believe everything you imagine is real... including the purple unicorn in a tutu.
I wish I didn't have writer's block.  

[Lost Retort]

ok, but now you have athletes' foot

i wish that i had another fish for my fish tank (one of them died)  

[Lost Retort]

well, never mind. i granted my wish the old-fashioned way.

i wish that all wishes were so easy to grant  

[Darkiia]

granted, know that wishes are so easy to grant...that the world is in chaos because ppl are wishing to much.

i wish a remote control that can rewind and fast forward time  

[narutofanjenn]

granted but it brakes and u get stuck in the age of da dinosoaurs 4laugh hav fun twisted
i wish dat .... i was w/ my bf 3nodding  

[mehara ragnarok]

You may be with your bf but he will eat six cans of beans and have crazy gas.

I wish I could read manga online without getting hit with tons of spyware. sweatdrop  

[Toastur]

granted but they dont translate it xD

Wishes for a BRAND NEW....shoe!!!! =O  

[MadamedeLaValliere]

mishterstar

granted but they dont translate it xD

Wishes for a BRAND NEW....shoe!!!! =O

Granted but the shoes are too small and smells like sauerkraut.

I wish for a nice juicy steak.  

[Darkiia]

granted, but the steak was not fully cook so you get sick

i wish i had the power to teleport myself anywhere i please blaugh  

[Kitten254]

granted, but then you suddenly become the time traveler from "The time travelers wife" xD

i wish for an escape!!!  

[Toastur]

granted, but you escape to a world with the people you hate ^-^

wishes for a better computer <.<