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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:54 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:12 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:33 am
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*Freya and Angel are sun tanning on a Naboo beach*
Angel: *stretches lazily* Ah...this is the life. No work, no responsibilities, nothing but kicking back and soaking in some of that lovely Naboo sunlight.
Freya: Like, totally. *sighs contentedly*
*Silence for a few moments*
Freya: Y'know, I can't help but feel we're, like, supposed to be doing something...
*Quick Cut to Sullust: Scenes of Plague and Chaos*
*Then, Quick Cut to Perlemian Trade Route: Scenes of Kenet space forces getting asses handed to them by the Imps*
*Then, Quick Cut to Korriban: Scenes of Ferno laughing diabolically over his recaptured monster*
*Then, Quick Cut to Darth Zerosel Cutting down innocent civilians with glee*
*Cut back to the two girls*
Angel: I'm sure its nothing that can't wait until your vacation is over.
Freya: Like, you're probably totally right! Umbrella drink?
Angel: Absolutely.
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:57 am
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:36 pm
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Imp: My Emperor, the rebels have decimated our fleet, destroyed the Executor, killed Darth Vader, stampeded the women, raped the cattle, stole candy from some woman's baby...
( hours later )
Imp: ... 378,921 charges of damaging Imperial property, all but 2 in class action lawsuits, and... Emperor? Palpy: Zzzzzzzz... * snaps awake * Huh, what? Imp: My Emperor, are you alright? Palpy: .............. * farts, scratches a** * I am now. Whew, don't eat 3 day old burritos. Imp: My Emperor, what should we do about the rebels? Palpy: Um...
* klaxon blares *
Stormie: WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! Palpy: Meh... Technician: The reactor is going critical! Palpy: ... Imp: Oh, by the way, My Emperor, your mother is on her way over to visit. Palpy: PREPARE MY ESCAPE POD!
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:02 am
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:14 am
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:14 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:19 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:34 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:46 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:26 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:20 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:44 pm
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