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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:06 am
"well throwing something completely improbable at them and sending them for a complete and total loop...like just eronious magic items ect ect " Smiles...."Awwww... lee you would have to wake up pretty early to sere me stroking your bed room window with my leather whip."
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:17 am
I fear dominant and powerful women. ninja
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:26 am
Mort tilts her head "I got the way that i am by dating older men and letting my self be trained but I never had low self esteem ...just kind of rolled with the punches..." Mort smiles "I bet you would love me to tell you something really dirty that would make your toes curl...."
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:30 am
Mortella Mort tilts her head "I got the way that i am by dating older men and letting my self be trained but I never had low self esteem ...just kind of rolled with the punches..." Mort smiles "I bet you would love me to tell you something really dirty that would make your toes curl...." Go ahead dear. razz
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:35 am
Psycho Lee Mortella Mort tilts her head "I got the way that i am by dating older men and letting my self be trained but I never had low self esteem ...just kind of rolled with the punches..." Mort smiles "I bet you would love me to tell you something really dirty that would make your toes curl...." Go ahead dear. razz (this girl is creeping me out. She's like I WANT A BOYFRIEND AND MASTER TO SEDUCE AND DOMINATE ME!!! And I'm like uhhhhhhh wtf.... talk about desperate. and she says the sex toys aren't cutting it, sounds like she wants a long distance relationship.. girl's creeping me out..) Mort smiles leaning over the counter.."Oh i would love to shackle you down to your bed and cut of your clothes with razor blades carve my name in your chest and ******** you stupid." she smiles "But not before flogging and beating you mercilessly till you beg for it and i make you lick my boots..." she thinks "Oh wait that's my personal fantasy .... oh I'm nearly done with the comic's next page and your the end cover." Mort smiles a nice pleasent smile "Tell her Your my b***h..."
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:37 am
Mortella Psycho Lee Mortella Mort tilts her head "I got the way that i am by dating older men and letting my self be trained but I never had low self esteem ...just kind of rolled with the punches..." Mort smiles "I bet you would love me to tell you something really dirty that would make your toes curl...." Go ahead dear. razz (this girl is creeping me out. She's like I WANT A BOYFRIEND AND MASTER TO SEDUCE AND DOMINATE ME!!! And I'm like uhhhhhhh wtf.... talk about desperate. and she says the sex toys aren't cutting it, sounds like she wants a long distance relationship.. girl's creeping me out..) Mort smiles leaning over the counter.."Oh i would love to shackle you down to your bed and cut of your clothes with razor blades carve my name in your chest and ******** you stupid." she smiles "But not before flogging and beating you mercilessly till you beg for it and i make you lick my boots..." she thinks "Oh wait that's my personal fantasy .... oh I'm nearly done with the comic's next page and your the end cover." Sorry, no toe curling. I'm made of more stubborn stuff than that :3 This isn't the first time I've had a girl with a neverending sex drive come after me, but the last time she was my IRL sexual partner... my first... and I felt guilty for using her and had to wean her from me because she constantly wanted it... I think the girl had daddy issues and lusted for a strong male in her life.
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:45 am
Psycho Lee Mortella Psycho Lee Mortella Mort tilts her head "I got the way that i am by dating older men and letting my self be trained but I never had low self esteem ...just kind of rolled with the punches..." Mort smiles "I bet you would love me to tell you something really dirty that would make your toes curl...." Go ahead dear. razz (this girl is creeping me out. She's like I WANT A BOYFRIEND AND MASTER TO SEDUCE AND DOMINATE ME!!! And I'm like uhhhhhhh wtf.... talk about desperate. and she says the sex toys aren't cutting it, sounds like she wants a long distance relationship.. girl's creeping me out..) Mort smiles leaning over the counter.."Oh i would love to shackle you down to your bed and cut of your clothes with razor blades carve my name in your chest and ******** you stupid." she smiles "But not before flogging and beating you mercilessly till you beg for it and i make you lick my boots..." she thinks "Oh wait that's my personal fantasy .... oh I'm nearly done with the comic's next page and your the end cover." Sorry, no toe curling. I'm made of more stubborn stuff than that :3 This isn't the first time I've had a girl with a neverending sex drive come after me, but the last time she was my IRL sexual partner... my first... and I felt guilty for using her and had to wean her from me because she constantly wanted it... I think the girl had daddy issues and lusted for a strong male in her life. mort smiles "still my bicth...."
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:05 pm
"In a I live you bromaticaly kind of way" she smiles
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:07 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:13 pm
Mortella "In a I live you bromaticaly kind of way" she smiles say what?
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:13 pm
Mort claps a little "It's a good decision to make all things consittering... maby she needs to be spurrned a little more often to understand what socialy interaction is ... maby her fullest extent of that is well sex and that's just kinda sad..."
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:22 pm
Psycho Lee Mortella "In a I live you bromaticaly kind of way" she smiles say what? "You know you want it..."
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:44 pm
Mortella Psycho Lee Mortella "In a I live you bromaticaly kind of way" she smiles say what? "You know you want it..." You want to be my bro? You want a bromance? Yea, sure, you can be my bro. *high fives and fist bumps* What's up my bro? Let's go do some bro things like drink and hit on women. razz *just wrote a long post saying twilight is mormon propoganda and how it has nothing to do with centuries of vampire legend spanning back to the dark ages...*
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:58 pm
Psycho Lee Mortella Psycho Lee Mortella "In a I live you bromaticaly kind of way" she smiles say what? "You know you want it..." You want to be my bro? You want a bromance? Yea, sure, you can be my bro. *high fives and fist bumps* What's up my bro? Let's go do some bro things like drink and hit on women. razz *just wrote a long post saying twilight is mormon propoganda and how it has nothing to do with centuries of vampire legend spanning back to the dark ages...* Mort chuckes and nodds getting out some bruskies "I love hitting on wemon...they never expect it... godamn twitards..."
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:02 pm
I thought Twilight was Mormon pornography?
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