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 Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:06 pm
Shakeidas I thought Twilight was Mormon pornography? "....." mortella tilted her head a little "so how can I help you today?"
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:13 pm
*bolts in!*
MORT!!!!! THERES A MAN OUTSIDE SAYING HES YOUR BABY'S DADDY!
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:15 pm
Mort sits up straight getting a dramatic pose standing on top of the bar "How dare he say he's my baby's dady....I'm not pregnant ..... Or am I?!"
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:18 pm
Oh, I'm just checking in during a relatively boring morning, I'm fine.
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:25 pm
Mort smiles "Oh that can easily be solved....after all I just found out I have a baby daddy..."
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:33 pm
Someone should give me an erotic pole/lap dance since I brushed off creepy&desperate for now...
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:35 pm
Mortella looks over "What are you insinuateing?"
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:41 pm
I think he is sueing for not getting representation in the custody...
damn mort thats cold... to keep a father from his child!
thats cold
*gives a scolding look*
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:50 pm
Mort feeling slightly confused but going with it "His is a dead beat dad he as never once payed for diapers or formula or anything else and now now he wants to see his child after getting drunk when i was in the hospital and throwing up all over the doctor when I was in labor " mort shakes her head like the best of the maury ghetto mamas "Uh huh he is not seeing his baby not now not ever till he sees me first about the bills"
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:04 pm
BUT YOUR BABY NEEDS A FATHER FIGURE!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:04 pm
Mortella Mortella looks over "What are you insinuateing?" that someone.... like you maybe... could give me an erotic dance. smile
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:07 pm
Mortella closes her eyes her tail cracking as she turned male "Little do you know he is not the baby daddy I impregnated my self !"
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:08 pm
Psycho Lee Mortella Mortella looks over "What are you insinuateing?" that someone.... like you maybe... could give me an erotic dance. smile Mort leans over the counter picther of beer in hand "you know me I like that deication jazz first.... then you get your jollies..."
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:22 pm
Mortella Psycho Lee Mortella Mortella looks over "What are you insinuateing?" that someone.... like you maybe... could give me an erotic dance. smile Mort leans over the counter picther of beer in hand "you know me I like that deication jazz first.... then you get your jollies..." Aww, first I have to dedicate myself to you before I even get a kinky dance? You're no fun. You women and your emotional connections before sex and stuff... booo... lust comes first before love... I should be editing that photo of mine though...
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:34 pm
mort thats ******** up....
that would effectively make your child a clone...
ITS AN ABOMINATION!
GET YOUR PITCH FORKS AFGerS ITS TIME TO BURN US SOME EVIL CLONES!
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