Lines You'll Never Hear

[Darkened Angel]

* Link comes to a random Imp outpost *

* Link looks at the words just above the doorway *

" Welcome to Dungeon 3 "

Link: ... Oro?

* Link enters *

Link: Dammit, this door is locked.
Stormies: * charge in * It's Link, get him!

* stormies just amble about aimlessy, vanishing into the air after 2-3 hits from Link's wooden sword *

* after they're all defeated, a key magically appears in the middle of the room *

* item appearance tune *

Link: ... ?  

[Sol Walker]

Link: *Sitting down, running a whetstone along his sword and humming Star Wars Theme*

*A Faerie floats by.*

Link: *Looks up* Oro?

*Watches it float by and very slowly draws out an empty bottle*

Faerie: ???

*Link lunges and snags the Faerie in a bottle*

Link: Ha!!! Gotcha!!  

[Missing00]

Link: Damn walking around this place get tiresome reeeeaal quick....Hey there's a ranch.

*goes into ranch and looks for a bantha to steal*

Rancher: Hello!
Link: Ah! Oh, umm, well I was looking for a bantha to ride around on, got any spares?
Rancher: Well just Anope over there.

*Link Looks over at red bantha and tears up*

Link: *sniff* it's beautiful, Ill take it!
Rancher: Oh but to get that bantha you have to complete the time trial 20 times and then beat me in a race another ten times.
Link: Yeah, well, about that....LOOK OVER THERE!!!!
Rancher: What?!

*Link steals Anope and rides off*

Link: Hey, screw you rancher!
Rancher: Damnit, that gets me everytime.  

[Darkened Angel]

Link: Hmm... I need to work on my whistling skills.

* Link whistles various notes *

* a mini tornado swoops by and snags Link *

Link: WTF!? Waaaaaaaaaaa! * is swooped away *

( moments later )

Link: ... Wow, I went from Ord Mantell to Coruscant without even going into space. Talk about convenience. * whistles again *

* same torando bit *

Link: * finds himself in the Bantha Sex Beasty Bar cantina * Um... I'll be going now. * quickly walks away * Note to self: NEVER take up whistling again... And forget this ever happened.  

[Nospai Deathous]

Link: Why do I get the feeling that, in a place far, far away, a long time from now, some kid in a pointy green hat will steal my name?
....*shrug*  

[Sol Walker]

*In a Sith Catsle, Link, sword drawn, does battle with a Sithspawned reptile and slays it. Kicking open the door, Link spys a Mushroom man*

Link: Oro?!

Toad: Sorry Link! The Princess is in another castle!

Link: Oro?!!  

[Darkened Angel]

* a bizzare brown monster bumps into Link, causing him to shrink to about half his normal size *

Link: ... I've had it with these game references!

* Link trips and falls, landing atop a glowing flower *

Link: That's it! * throws his arm out, launching a fireball * ... Whoa. Awesome!  

[Darkened Angel]

Palpy: I name you... Darth Vader. Now, rise my 3rd apprentice.
Vader: 3rd? Who was before Dooku?
Wayne: Let's find out!
Garth: Party on, Wayne!
Wayne&Garth: Diddle de do! Diddle de do! * arm waving thing, flashback motion *

( some time ago )

Palpy: Why do you disturb me, my apprentice, and why have you still not done as I commanded?
Stewie: Because, old man, you've grown weak and I think it's time I took over as Sith Lord. HAVE AT YOU!
* they duel *
Palpy: * holding Stewie back with his hand * Your stature is your greatness weakness, my apprentice, but your rage and passion strengthen you.
Stewie: Don't patronize me, old man, VICTORY SHALL YET BE MINE! * runs away *

* Stewie hijacks an SD, whch you see flying by in the window *

* the SD bumps into the side of the station and wrecks *

Stewie: BLAST!  

[Des Voh]

Chewbacca: Those are my pants! RAWR!!*Maul. Blood. Death. Armless figure.*

*Pulls jeans on and zips up.*


*Unknown Voice*

Wrangler.

Just that damn good.  

[Sol Walker]

Ferno:

Link: This one will never join you!

Ferno:

Link: He doesn't know what happened to this one's Father! He disapeared before this one was Born!

Ferno: I am your father.>

Link: Oro?!

Ferno:

Link: Honestly...thats very unlikely to say the least. Are you sure that you have the right script?

Ferno: <.....By the Dark Side, you're right! That damn Droid of mine slipped me the ESB script!!>

Link: Well, you always did like to play at being Vader...  

[Nelowulf]

cont.

Ferno: *goes silent*

Link: Its okay. Now, where were we?

Ferno: *shrugs*

Link: I'm up for something stiff. I know this great place down on Ord Mantell.

Ferno: *agrees, somewhat silent bob style*  

[Nelowulf]

((I'm going to get hurt for this one))

Link: What has two thumbs, screws like a god, and likes blowjobs?

Girls: *shrugs and I don't knows from the crowd*

Link: This guy! *points at himself*

Cale: *post mordem* My boy... *sniffle* he's finally become a man...  

[Darkened Angel]

Link: 35.
Angel: 100.
Link: 60.
Angel: 100.
Link: 75. It's all I got on me right now.
Angel : * sigh * Okay. * gets on her knees *
Link: wink  

[Sol Walker]

((methinks I've an idea))

*Ferno and HM are hanging out infront of a convenience Store when Angel passes by*

HM: Query-Hey Baby! Ever had your a*****e licked by a Sith Lord in an Over Cloak?!  

[Missing00]

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