The Poll Guild Bar of DOOM!

[Amazing Al]

Oh well. *shrugs* Better make sure you don't throw up, at least. *sips coke*  

[Tiger Jimmy J.]

xd  

[Amazing Al]

blaugh  

[Tiger Jimmy J.]

exclaim  

[Amazing Al]

rofl  

[Tiger Jimmy J.]

*pees in corner*  

[Amazing Al]

Eww, gross! Um.....*thinks of something to distract from doing anything further disgusting* I know! does this place have music?  

[Tiger Jimmy J.]

Jaming! cool  

[Amazing Al]

Dude. *finds CD player in the corner (not the one Jimmy peed in) and switches on*  

[Tiger Jimmy J.]

Warm out today
Warm Yesterday
Even warmer today

Met her on my CB
Said her name was Mimi
Sounded like an angel come to earth(come to earth)

When I went to meet her
Man you shoulda seen her
Twice as tall as me three times the girth(times the girth)

Oh my fat baby loves to eat(loves to eat)
A big ol' bhudda-belly and her breasts swing past her feet(feet)
My fat baby loves to eeeaaat
My big old fat a** baby loves to eat

I got blisters on me fingers!!

 

[Amazing Al]

Tiger Jimmy J.

I got blisters on me fingers!!

Is that part of the song?  

[Tiger Jimmy J.]

Yes!

I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hugh Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!

put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line
kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
im talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smiles

I want candy, i got a sugar tooth
put on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause i wanna knock boots
lick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droops
gumdrop that dont stop til' its licked knot loose

(ladies)
candy... candy...

i need candy bubble gum, and taffy
get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya a** beat, nasty
Do it till your dad sees, embarass your whole family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy, any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
And Hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created

Want some candy, need some candy, feed me candy til' I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, give me head!
Where you keepin' all the candy?!
Who made you candy king?!
If you dont give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!

(ladies)
Candy, in tha morning, candy on the way to school
Candy, at school, at lunch in the afternoon
Candy, its good, on your way home from school
Candy, at diner,at dinner, in bed!

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here's the address
At 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
right next to Gentlemen's club.

 

[Tiger Jimmy J.]

For da shorteez (Doin' it for da shorteez)
For da shorteez (Doin' it for da shorteez)
For da shorteez (for da shorteez)

For da shorteez gather 'round and let me tell ya somethin'
For da shorteez can't you hear them little stomachs rumblin'
For da shorteez yo, ya gonna eat that raggamuffin?
for da shorteez let's show the shorteez some lovin'

C'mon, my name is Sir Loin, been at this for a while
I got four stomachs for only one stomach and mouth
That's a little empty belly with a vacancy sign
kinda like close encounters of the charity kind
Ya got canned goods just collectin' dust
Ya got meat, got fruit, got vegatables
Only prerequisites that can set a bowl
Get ya freak on at my freaky food festival
Cold cuts a must, don't even take bread crust
Cuz the shorteez be beggin', some begga's don't give a...
They's hungry, let's face facts, they starve
Feel a void in yourheart, fill ya shoppin' cart,

for da shorteez
For da shorteez (for da shorteez y'all)
For da shorteez (for da shorteez)

Think at what's at stake, look upon your plate
If it's a slab o' steak, time to regurgitate
Ya got a double chin, their little chins too slim
Ya think it's good for them?
The little kids expose ribs
Just think of all da shorteez, can't ya hear 'em cry?
Paula, cough up that burger and fries
Hams on my left, double cans, Bob's got high
Give to the hungry shorteez, so the shorteez won't die
Stop the felon please, steady eatin' ham and cheese
Throw away your greens, you be pissin' on a dream
Gimme all your onion rings, it's a'ight listen
A slice a pizza, it don't matter if a bite's missin'
Prime rib, porkchop, porterhouse, it don't stop
My actin' like hogslop, to the shorteez it's alot
They been hungry since birth, so hand over your desert
Open up your mouth, stick a finger down, it could be worse
listen closely , gimme all your groceries
Cuz a little baby's screamin "man , I need a hogie!"
"Somebody hold me, somebody console me, somebody boil me up a pot o' pirogies!"
Think of what we're facin', all those little faces, c'mon let's erase this... for da shorteez

(Check It Out)
Doin' it for da shorteez
Doin' it for da shorteez
Doin' it for da shorteez
Doin' it for da shorteez , y'all

For da shorteez

Got crackers, got chips, got puddin' cups
You'd be surprised what little shorteez like to munch
Could be trash, could be mold, could be excrement
Could be a bag o' old diapers, they'd call that lunch
Mayonnaise been out for a couple o' days
Milk and corpses, scabs and eggs
Sweet bread, pig heads, horse heads too
Wanna drop it like it hot?
here's what ya do

(For da shorteez)
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue, what?
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue, what?
(For da shorteez)
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue, what?
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue

But please, no more canned yams man
We got more canned yams than we know what to do with
MC Pee Pants in the h-- I mean.. uh, Sir Loin's in the house!
And I'm out

 

[priestess1.]

surprised I did not post here!  

[Tiger Jimmy J.]

priestess1.

surprised I did not post here!

You Lie!