Random and Senseless Violence!

[resonantscythe]

lilchibiusa

*sends Alvinette on a date with Scythe*

Let's see how the two of you do! rofl

*takes Alv to an art museum a walk in the park, and some food*  

[LilChibiusa]

izuna_13_13

*throws Oedipus at Lilchibiusa*

damn oedipus....

I'm guessing that you had to read Oedipus Rex for school? It just goes to show that you can't escape fate. wink rofl  

[resonantscythe]

*Calmly walks in and stomps on chibi's foot*  

[izuna_13_13]

Whistles nonchalantly while accidentally running over resonantscythe with a lawnmower  

[LilChibiusa]

*throws Izuna out in the snow, and locks the doors*  

[resonantscythe]

*"Accidentally" Dumps a truckload of Ice on chibi.*  

[LilChibiusa]

*accidentally throws Scythe in a bathtub of ice, steals his left kidney, and sells it on the black market for an outrageous amount of money*  

[resonantscythe]

*Accidentally knocks chibi out and takes her kidney to replace his, and she wakes up with a "property of Resonantscythe" Tattoo across her waist*  

[LilChibiusa]

*accidentally shoots Scythe in the head, thinking that he was a zombie and needed to be destroyed*  

[resonantscythe]

*accidentally bites out chibi's brains, thinking they were jello.*  

[LilChibiusa]

*puts Scythe in a chair with his eyeballs held open while he watches video after video of sex and violence like in A Clockwork Orange until he gets sicks whenever he sees or thinks about sex or violence*  

[resonantscythe]

LilChibiusa

*puts Scythe in a chair with his eyeballs held open while he watches video after video of sex and violence like in A Clockwork Orange until he gets sicks whenever he sees or thinks about sex or violence*

*get's an erection instead, and never let's chibi live it down*  

[LilChibiusa]

resonantscythe

LilChibiusa

*puts Scythe in a chair with his eyeballs held open while he watches video after video of sex and violence like in A Clockwork Orange until he gets sicks whenever he sees or thinks about sex or violence*

*get's an erection instead, and never let's chibi live it down*

That pun was so bad that it was actually funny. blaugh

*chases after Scythes toes with a hammer*  

[dewshine_angel]

-Throws a shovel of snow at chibi and leaves-

ninja  

[resonantscythe]

*Dumps Icy water on dew*