- Shinobi Hideout - the Chat and Off Topic zone!

[cowavenger]

hey i own the domo army,any1 wanna know where santa came from ? i seriuosly know the real story [begs for cookie]  

[Dart_Ultima8]

sorry no cookies santa came form the north pole  

[Biryu]

something about Saint Nicholas, who went throught the streets giving little presents to little kids  

[Dart_Ultima8]

o yeah he made wood stuff and was all loved n stuff the when h was old n bout ta die they made him imortal n gave him his magicaL REINDEER SO FLEW aroud da world giving kids toys  

[cowavenger]

this is 100% true] santa clause comes from the vikings who would feed red and white mushrooms to animals and slaves and drink their pee so they could hallucinate from the pee whille the person who ate shroom got a stomach ache, the shrooms helped them fight better in battle because they would hallucinate and gety a view of the entire battle fiel, so red a nd white thing flying up high helping them became santa cluase]as i said that is totally true  

[PurpleFriday]

cowavenger

hey i own the domo army,any1 wanna know where santa came from ? i seriuosly know the real story [begs for cookie]

*tosses another cookie*

let's not get thin fanboy / fanboyee relationship mixed up with a furry domination relationship. I don't do furry.  

[cowavenger]

furry?[slowly creeps up tree to nibble on cookie] furry relationship?  

[cowavenger]

?????  

[Dart_Ultima8]

dat aint true  

[cowavenger]

its 100% true i swear its complately historical  

[cowavenger]

if u want celebrate christmas the traditionmal way go down the street dressed in a viking outfit peeing on and throwing mushrooms at children on christmas  

[PurpleFriday]

cowavenger

its 100% true i swear its complately historical

*pats*

We believe you.  

[cowavenger]

[rolls in dirty "thing"]  

[Dart_Ultima8]

wats ur source  

[cowavenger]

so ur saying u dont believe? i swear look up the HISTORICAL first influence for santa clause