Lines You'll Never Hear

[Des Voh]

Cale:You wanna buy some detahsticks? ninja  

[Missing00]

(cont.)

Nelo: Why yes, yes I do.  

[Darkened Angel]

( cont. )

DA: Dammit, Cale! Stop stealing my vibrators!  

[Missing00]

(cont.)

MNI: Hey guys what's-...Ill just go now.  

[PaulTheWolf5575]

Contd.

PTW: (to DA) well at least he isn't racing them...  

[Darkened Angel]

Vader: Luke, I am your father.
Luke: No... That's not true. That's INCONCEIVIBLE!
Vader: Why do you keep saying that word? I do not think it means what you think it means.
Luke: ... What?
Vader: Oh nevermind. TO THE PAIN!  

[PaulTheWolf5575]

Luke: AHHHHHHHHH!
/fall  

[Sol Walker]

((Paul, that was the weakest attempt yet.))

Crix Madine: Woops. Stepped on a twig.  

[PaulTheWolf5575]

((It's an in-joke from a bunch of friends. They were in a Pirate RP, and my friends all had these cool, in depth charas, then all of a sudden, these n00bs join. And they have a ubiqutous sea monster attack, and one of them is just like

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

/fall

It was pretty funny and very lame simultaneously))

Vader: I think I'll go buy a puppy and raise him and love him and name him George. And I will hug him and hold him and squeeze him...  

[Sol Walker]

Link: Um, what are you doing?
Ferno: (Aiming some bizarre orbtal device at Ord Mantell)
Link: Ah. This one sees. (Notices that Ferno is distracted and takes a firecracker out of a compartment of the device and runs like hell)
Ferno: (Finishes aiming and opens fire. The device fails with a cough.) <*Blink blink* Where's the Kaboom? there was supposed to be an Ord shattering kaboom!> (Suprised, he looks in the now empty chamber)  

[stellarmagic]

A Predator starfighter painted in the bright color's of Elladan Kenet's Empire roared over the top hull of the Hektor's Shield it's lasers blazing. As its line of fire began to track toward the bridge a turbolaser shot nailed the craft, destroying it immediately.

As pieces of shrapnel clattered against the bridge viewports Borill shook his head, ""Ugh, another delusional pilot trying to emulate the famous trench scene. How many lives must that accursed holo-film claim?!"  

[Shade Skypage]

Kyp Durron: "Now, where was it that I parked that Sun Crusher?"  

[PaulTheWolf5575]

Vader: mmmmmmmm Tacos  

[Des Voh]

Boba Fett:Why do all the ladies go for the dark, mysterious guys in helmets anyway?
Vader:No clue...
Random Mandalore:I think because it gives them that sense of supense and makes them feel sexy and a repectable sort of fear from others when walking around with us.
Both Vader and Boba:Ahh.....
Random stormie walks in with naked twi'lek thrown over his shoulder:Hey guys!
Boba, Vader, and Mandalore all shake there heads in disdain.  

[PaulTheWolf5575]

Vader: So I can't really have the procedure can I?
MedSurgeon: No. You cannot add Holoprojector to your chestplate.
Vader: Awwwh...why not?
MedSurgeon: Cause it would disrupt your artificial lungs.
Vader: Great. Just Great. Now how am I gonna surprise Luke about me being his father?
MedSurgeon: You could always duel him on a cloud world, cut off his hand, and tell him all dramatic-like
Vader: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. s**t. Looks like I'm gonna have to go with that.