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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:58 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:05 pm
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CoffeeFox A neighbor/sometimes friend of my grandmother gave me an envelope with instructions to "open and read it in private". I did so in good faith, knowing she is somewhat religious. It contained a Jack Chick propaganda booklet. Suffice it to say that what little good faith I might have had has quite evaporated by this time and I am growing increasingly more angry the more I think about it. How can people think that this garbage is real? It is an affront to reason, to logic, to basic human knowledge!
Chick Tracts are hilariously awful. I can only read them once in a blue moon, though, 'cause otherwise I get so angry I want to kill people. X3
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:12 pm
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CoffeeFox A neighbor/sometimes friend of my grandmother gave me an envelope with instructions to "open and read it in private". I did so in good faith, knowing she is somewhat religious. It contained a Jack Chick propaganda booklet. Suffice it to say that what little good faith I might have had has quite evaporated by this time and I am growing increasingly more angry the more I think about it. How can people think that this garbage is real? It is an affront to reason, to logic, to basic human knowledge!
Scare her a bunch and give her an envelope with a similar message on it, but inside it contains something like one of the following:
An article from or mock invitation to join the Communist Part of the USA. http://www.cpusa.org/
A snippet from the Communist Manifesto. http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1848/communist-manifesto/
Maybe the following article describing how the Waltz is indecent and corrupting children. http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.04/war.html
You could also write about how immoral she is for "worshiping icons", but that'd involve a lot of work for someone who isn't worth it. Still, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iconoclasm This would help.
Other than that, you could always be fancy and twist a Shakespear quote from Hamlet around. Just take the following: "KING Where is Polonius?
HAMLET In heaven; send thither to see: if your messenger find him not there, seek him i' the other place yourself. But indeed, if you find him not within this month, you shall nose him as you go up the stairs into the lobby. "
And change it to something like... "Where art such morals found? In heaven, perhaps, found by a messenger of God. If not there, seek them yourself in the other place."
Just a fancy way of telling her to go to hell. 3nodding You'd probably need to shift it around a little to fit the situation properly, but the important thing is to have fun with her. You have someone who you can mess with. Don't lose this opportunity to send her neo-pagan pamphlets and invitations to join cults! heart
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:02 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:40 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:36 pm
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Psycho Lee I don't visit my yahoo account much, but I have been having trouble getting into the account. Turns out, when I sign into yahoo, I have to add @yahoo.com to the end of my screen name, WHEN I LOG ON AT YAHOO'S SITE. Else it won't allow me to log in. For the longest time I thought I was entering the wrong password. Oh I was entering the right one, all right. You would think that they wouldn't be so ******** stupid as to expect me to add @yahoo.com to the end of my account name, either adding it automatically, or removing it if I accidentally add it (it's not that hard, unless you have ******** chimpanzees doing your programming).
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Are you serious? You didn't know that?
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:08 pm
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Alektorphobia Psycho Lee Turns out, when I sign into yahoo, I have to add @yahoo.com to the end of my screen name, WHEN I LOG ON AT YAHOO'S SITE. Else it won't allow me to log in. For the longest time I thought I was entering the wrong password. Oh I was entering the right one, all right. Are you serious? You didn't know that?
I've never had to do that. Ever. neutral
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:26 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:27 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:32 am
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Sunegami Alektorphobia Psycho Lee Turns out, when I sign into yahoo, I have to add @yahoo.com to the end of my screen name, WHEN I LOG ON AT YAHOO'S SITE. Else it won't allow me to log in. For the longest time I thought I was entering the wrong password. Oh I was entering the right one, all right. Are you serious? You didn't know that? I've never had to do that. Ever. neutral Yahoo's been that way for like, ever. I've used it for the past 10 years, on and off, and everytime I did, it needed the @yahoo thing
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:36 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:48 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:01 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:14 pm
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I had a plan to go apply for a job with the census today at a testing event they were having.
And then my stupid job called me into work this morning. So I missed it. And of course, they're having me work tonight as well, so I'm doing two shifts today.
It's as if those bastards knew I was looking for a second job. The hell?
I'll rant about my shitty job later, but let's just say I ******** hate it. It's a restaurant job at one of those "American Grills", the popular places like Applebees where they screw s**t on the walls to be clever and act ******** cheerful.
And of course I only work 2 days a week, and of course only on the two days (fri, sat) where it's so god damn busy there's an hour wait for people to get a table, and I want to tell people to go away an die.
And then when I dropped off my recycling at a drop off place, they made me pay $3 just to drive my car in and drop off a bunch of newspapers, cardboard, and containers.
Seems the city and county stopped funding the drop off point. Which makes no ******** sense, because this is a rather liberal area, and democrats control the government, so they should be throwing the entire budget at any environmental cause.
Well, I guess it's time to destroy the environment then...government doesn't give a s**t obviously... *starts dumping used oil in a local river* ... hope the planet dies and takes people with it....
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