Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[Ryu_chan]

"I tell you this, my friends--I am, in fact, both the King and Queen of ********."  

[Arashi Cloud]

"Lalalalala~ I can't heeeaaar youuuu~"

"What does a Duelist have to do to get a Klondike bar around here?"

"I- like- big butts and I cannot lie"

"OMG! FURBIES! RUN!"

"Seto wants to have his treat now!"  

[Death T-2]

"Don't look at my bulls-eye!"

[from the game of Quelf]  

[jagged1]

"Dude, let's just rave."  

[Death T-2]

"Aaaaaahhh!! I'm covered in bees!"  

[jagged1]

"William Hung is my hero."  

[Death T-2]

"You! Cake or death?!"  

[Arashi Cloud]

(Hahahaha! I love that joke! I love Eddy Izzard in general but- OMFG! If Seto were to say that, I'd die laughing.)

Seto: What? So I'm small down there, you didn't think I wasn't compensating for _something_ all these years, did you?"  

[Were N00blet]

I love this thread so much. <3

Even after all this time it still makes me laugh. xD

 

[Death T-2]

Arashi Cloud

(Hahahaha! I love that joke! I love Eddy Izzard in general but- OMFG! If Seto were to say that, I'd die laughing.)

Dress to Kill for the win!

"I am an executive transvestite, not a weirdo tranny. There's a difference."

"No! I am not Jeff Vader!"  

[Mogtoats]

Wasn't that John Vader? Or was it Jeff?

I forgot.



"Ceiling Cat created teh Urfs."  

[Death T-2]

Either. He mixes it up between the English and French versions.


"Forget the business empire! We shall now do corporate takeovers by the cunning use of flags!"  

[Arashi Cloud]

(Laughs her A$$ off.)

"My first job... Burger King."

"Somebody gave me the finger today! The finger! In NEW York!"

"You know what suck my back!, Suck my Back!"

"I would like a pet Monkey."

"I would like to be a part of a Heist. Yeah, part of a heist and get shot right here, in the back of the leg."  

[Death T-2]

"As punishment, Gozaburo made me play the tuba."  

[Arashi Cloud]

"The voices in my head keep wanting me to talk to them, but I don't wanna."

"Play with me, get up, I wanna spell right now."

"I'm like eight years old, I spell great, I talk like a freak. I'm like... MmOom Soormthing is WrrOnG. Soormthing is W- R-Eh!- O- Ne- Ggg- Wrrrroooongnnnnrrrrnnna."

"I'm that guy on the Computer during a heist that's like 'Just gimme a minute... I just need one more minute. Dude, I need one more minute, to hack into the mainframe. I mean Frinster, they re- routed me into Frinster, I need a minute."

"Everytime I watch the movie Heat, I'm like, I wanna do that, I just wanna be running down Mainstreet with an AK- 47, like. 'Where's the van?! The VAN was SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! WHERE'S THE ********' VAN?!"

"It stings, but it still makes me feel kinda cool. I- just- I just keep looking at all the blood, an' I'm like going 'Nonononooo- Bleedin' from the leg- WHERE'S THE VAN?!"

(Ah, Dan Cook, gotta love 'im.)