You divorced the avi above! What happened?

[Kawaii Bloody Vampire]

She was wearing strange clothes all the time  

[KaizokuCred]

She thought everyone else's clothes were weird....but wore strange things herself. I couldn't take the hypocrisy. blaugh  

[ladyinred52]

She was always blind folded didnt know where she was going. always bumping into things and breaking them. aaahhhh!!!  

[Alice and the Pirates]

She looked like a tourist all the time!  

[CnnmnSpider]

She always insisted on wearing those shackles to bed. I enjoyed it to an extent, but...  

[Alice and the Pirates]

She didn't understand the meaning of " 'round the clock horny"...  

[CnnmnSpider]

She refused to give me credit for the things I learned with my last ex. (Yes, I mean Jordan... Only called my ex for the purpose of this thread.)  

[Alice and the Pirates]

She refused to move on from her ex!  

[CnnmnSpider]

She couldn't understand how much I missed him! crying  

[Alice and the Pirates]

SHe couldn't understand that I'm here for her right now and that I have feelings too!  

[CnnmnSpider]

She was so oversensitive!  

[Alice and the Pirates]

She was unsensitive to my feelings!  

[CnnmnSpider]

She couldn't deal with her feelings... had paper-thin skin.  

[Alice and the Pirates]

She was a hypocrate, saying I had paper-thin skin while she was moping about her ex!  

[CnnmnSpider]

I couldn't get away with anything... She saw through everything!