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 Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:41 pm
Guilds are full of glitches.
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:44 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:46 pm
i knowwww. its retarrrrded
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:48 pm
They need to fix it. NAO.
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:54 pm
STORY TIME!!
So I go to the doctor today (because apparently they need to check your blood to make sure there aren't any chemicals in your body that are producing transgender thoughts...dumbasses) and they suck a**, basically. This little Asian woman who barely spoke English took my blood. (Four vials of blood.) When she was done she put the cotton swab on my arm and said, "Please to hold here pressure." I was like...? I finally understood and now my arm is bruised.
When I get home I get this call from some sassy sassy black woman demanding to know why I didn't take my Orlando vacation. Here's how it went:
"Hello I am calling on behalf of -mumble- and we are wondering why you didn't take your vacation to Orlando, Florida."
"Uh...I didn't know about it?"
"You didn't KNOW about it? When was the last time you were in Florida, sir?"
"I've never been there."
"What do you mean you've never been there?!"
"I have never been to Florida..."
"Have you stayed at one of our resorts?"
".....no."
"Do you even know what they are?"
"Uh, nope."
"-lists them off and their locations- You've never been there?"
"No, I haven't."
"-makes an angry noise and hangs up-"
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:58 pm
@Dr. OCD. Thats a crazy lot of blood for that. D: I had 6 vials taken once but that was because they were actually looking for a disease.
And at the resort thing, wooo, thats hilarious.
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:59 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:10 pm
Oh, and the doctor's office had this great Christian rock blasting into every room. They kept referring to me as a "Child of God" and tried to recruit me to this prayer group for teenagers. I felt like I was in a cult.
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:11 pm
Ahaha, that is funny Mark. The hotel thing.
Sorry that they had to take out blood and with the christian music,
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:21 pm
Haha, yeah. I was fine with them taking blood, I actually think it's the coolest thing ever and I love it. But when they turned into a cult I almost ran away.
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:38 pm
4 vials isn't that bad.
One time I had blood taken the lady taking my blood jerk'd her hand and seriously IMPAILED my arm with the needle still in it. It still hurts when I think about it.
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:40 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:40 pm
eek I hate getting blood drawn. I get so queasy.
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:43 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:43 pm
I've had people burst my veins a couple times, then it gets all bleedy underneath your skin like a really horrible bruise or something.
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