AFG Sallies

[Psycho Lee]

This morning while cleaning out my car, I noticed there were a lot of squirrels out doing their thing.

I had just locked it and turned around with stuff in my hands, when I saw two of them screwing in front of me.

Well, screwing isn't accurate. Rape is more like it.

The male squirrel kept on pouncing the female squirrel, and she would fight him off tooth and nail as he attempted to man "the position". Occasionally she would stop fighting and lie there quietly while he mounted her, and then a few seconds later (when she felt squirrel c**k) she'd beat him off again.

Even more entertaining was the other squirrel I saw. Laying on a fencepost with paws draped on either side like Monorail Squirrel (it's name from now on), it was attacked by another squirrel that chased Monorail squirrel off the fence and towards me. Before Monoral Squirrel reached me squirrel 2 pounced it and a tumbling ball of claws and furs rolled and flopped past me like it was pay-per-view squirrel wrestling fight to the death.

also: http://www.samplistic.com/squirrel-sex/  

[Sunegami]

So it took me about an hour to make what is normally a 15-minute drive, because dumbass Pittsburgh & Ohio drivers can't seem to ******** understand that when you pull into the middle of the intersection and block it, it makes a goddamn traffic jam! This is why we can't have nice things. DX  

[Psycho Lee]

Hey Alektorphobia, are you actually doing like 15 commissions for Xaleydo?

Why anyone would do anything for him is beyond me, he seemed like a self-centered dramawhore.... wanting all sorts of wierd-a** porn of his fursona, I guess because he likes to imagine himself being ******** by 20 hot guys at once or something. But then again, I guess if I was being paid enough I'd do art of anyone too. But it wasn't his obsession with sex that annoyed me about him.

Our friendship ended rather swiftly because he's like many furries in the fandom... he takes everything way too personally and gets butthurt over the littlest bullshit. All I did was ask him why every thing on his christmas list was dildos, buttplugs, and artwork of himself being ******** by hot guys, and he got all drama-f** and stopped being friends with me.

Seriously. He seemed like half the furries in the fandom, getting pissed off and over-reacting over the tiniest little thing, even a bit of ribbing or an honest question from a friend. Oh well, I don't want to hang around people who bawwww about everything anyway.  

[Sunegami]

Psycho Lee

Our friendship ended rather swiftly because he's like many furries in the fandom... he takes everything way too personally and gets butthurt over the littlest bullshit. All I did was ask him why every thing on his christmas list was dildos, buttplugs, and artwork of himself being ******** by hot guys, and he got all drama-f** and stopped being friends with me.

That is pretty wank-tastic. If anyone asked me that, I would reply "Why, you want in on the action? "

I gotta say, he seems like a prime example of why everyone trolls furries: it's easier than breathing.  

[Psycho Lee]

Hey suni, what's the requirements of being in the SCA? Like, what's the requirements of clothing and such? Do you have to have armor and fight?


I have been had. I thought I would never be had on April 1st, but I have.

I saw a furry image board had been taken over by the Anti Furry Coalition. I flipped out. I was about to rant to anyone within 100 miles. I was about to get on furry IRC and scream my balls off.

Then I remembered what day it was. I re-checked the site.

If you clicked on any link, it went to the furry site. razz

Good one, guys. Good one. You had me for about 2 minutes. I've been fooled. xp  

[Cruel Beast]

Garek Maxwell

Go go Mortella Ranger! ...I dunno, but yay you! biggrin

Watanabe Tooru

It's fine to have some fluff long as ya do some cardio-vascular to keep your heart worked and have a little bit of muscle to help ya into your old age gracefully so that she isn't one of the old ladies that is in physical pain every time she has to sit down or stand up.

I thought once you got to a certain age it doesn't matter and it would take you hours to get up or sit down? gonk

Heh, there are the normal cricks and cracks of old age but still function well. Then there is the ones that look like they should be put out of their misery.  

[Jungle Boots]

i got super april foolsed yesterday.

one of the sites i regular decided it would be a good april fools joke to trick all of its users into thinking the FBI seized their site and all affiliated IP addresses. i about had a heart attack.  

[Garek Maxwell]

Jungle Boots

i got super april foolsed yesterday.

one of the sites i regular decided it would be a good april fools joke to trick all of its users into thinking the FBI seized their site and all affiliated IP addresses. i about had a heart attack.

It's okay, the government "legally" monitors all internet activity which goes abroad. Since your connection could receive information from abroad because that may be the fastest way to get the data sent. A lot of information may be held abroad too.

Now, the FBI isn't likely paying attention to what you do. However, if you were to frequent terrorist websites and say certain keywords enough, they will keep an eye on you. At least, that's one way. The problem with their data mining and such is that they can't actually spy on individuals. The sheer amount of "useless data" on the internet is staggering and makes spying on every individual extremely pointless. (Does the government really care about what Jen ate at lunch? Or about how how much "fun" last night was?) They can't even prevent the Chinese government from stealing secret weapons technology, so I doubt they could do much to individuals...much less care about them.  

[Jungle Boots]

Garek Maxwell

Jungle Boots

i got super april foolsed yesterday.

one of the sites i regular decided it would be a good april fools joke to trick all of its users into thinking the FBI seized their site and all affiliated IP addresses. i about had a heart attack.

It's okay, the government "legally" monitors all internet activity which goes abroad. Since your connection could receive information from abroad because that may be the fastest way to get the data sent. A lot of information may be held abroad too.

Now, the FBI isn't likely paying attention to what you do. However, if you were to frequent terrorist websites and say certain keywords enough, they will keep an eye on you. At least, that's one way. The problem with their data mining and such is that they can't actually spy on individuals. The sheer amount of "useless data" on the internet is staggering and makes spying on every individual extremely pointless. (Does the government really care about what Jen ate at lunch? Or about how how much "fun" last night was?) They can't even prevent the Chinese government from stealing secret weapons technology, so I doubt they could do much to individuals...much less care about them.

thats not the situation... hypothetically what the site said was an actual case... the site itself was found to be passing illegal informaiton onto its users. so after investigation they shut it down, and in doing so seized the IP addresses of all users of the site, there by allowing them to keep an eye on exactly everything those users did hence fourth and probably what they had done prior to the sites seizure.

so its not a matter of them finding randomly the illegal things ive done online (of which i have never done) its that in that situation hypothetically they already have been wathcing me and already have been collecting evidence.

they can do that, of course generally it takes a long court battle before they can. but with the homeland security act in place i doubt they would have to do much before shutting a site down and putting all users on a watch list or worse.

ive had friends who downloaded the anarchist cook book shortly after have agents at their door to investigate.

the saving grace of this situation is that it was all an april fools joke.... and i can go about on my website all happy and enjoying the tips and tricks of friends as to how to get free food, free transportaiton, and free housing.  

[Sadinda]

When I was training an EDD, I was regularly looking up out to make homemade C4, pipe bombs, etc.  

[Jungle Boots]

EDD?  

[Af Mas]

You know, I think I've about reached the point where I need to stop coming here. Really I only do it out of habit now. I rarely post, nor can I really get into any of the current threads out there. I'm sorry, but I'm having a hard time wanting to get to know the new people, no offense sweatdrop I think it might be about time to move on from the AFG, and Gaia in general. I dunno. Need to think more  

[Shakeidas]

Man, quitting Wellbutrin after 5+ years isn't easy. My brain is still not quite used to having states other than "barely asleep" and "hyperactive."  

[Psycho Lee]

Jungle Boots

EDD?

ADD?

I casually asked a friend if he had any old digital cameras, and he said he didn't. When I saw him yesterday he gave me a verizon motorolla phone for free, said he upgraded his phone to a PDA touchscreen and didn't need it. This phone's worth like $100, plays mp3s, has a camera, records video, ect... it's fancy s**t. I don't think I can transfer it to my account because my phone uses GSM and Verizon uses CDMA. But I might be able to get rid of it for a pretty penny.

Sad thing is I had verizon and a good phone for a it a while ago. I had their pay-as-you-go plan.

But then Verizon pulled an "Evil Greedy Capitalist Corporation" move and added a manditory $1-a-day fee to pay-as-you-go, in other words you pay $30 a month plus whatever minutes you use... I was like "Screw that I'd rather go to MetroPCS or something and get a better deal".  

[Jungle Boots]

i havent had to deal with cell phone bills yet, my mom still keeps me on her family plan... weve been on it so long now that we get just about everyting with a flat rate. picture texts, video text, normal text, not to mention free calling between verizon phones which is like... just about everyone.

cept you lee... everyone cept you...