What to say to Voldemort, that will get yourself killed...

[Tani_Yamada]

>
* 1.Whistle the first few notes of "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"
> incessantly while in his presence.
>
* 2.Get many "Property of---" stickers. Place them on everything he
> owns. This includes Nigini.
>
* 3.Wear cheap muggle X-ray glasses to the next Death Eater meeting.
> Leer suggestively at him.
>
* 4.Leave candy and flowers at his chamber door. Blame Malfoy.
>
* 5.Buy him a cell phone. Call him at odd hours of the night, claiming
> you have the wrong phone number.
>
* Dress up as Harry Potter for Halloween. Get a friend and reenact all
> the times Harry Potter kicked his a**.
>
* 6.Sneak a red sock into his bleached laundry so that he ends up with
> pink underwear
>
* 7. Kidnap Wormtail and replace him with a real rat and let Voldemort
> embarrass himself by talking to it
>
* 8.Send a bunch of owls to his "secret" hideout and train them to all
> use the bathroom on his house
>
* 9.Get him a Teddy bear. Tell him it might help his 'anger problem'.
>
* Send him a mutilated arm with a card that says "From Wormtail, with
> love."
>
* 10.Get him drunk. Get him VERY drunk. Video tape all the blackmail
> worthy events. Discreetly send the tape to Dumbledore.
>
* 11.Meow occasionally during the Death Eater meetings
>
* 12. Send cheerleaders to the next meeting. ("Give me a 'V'! Give me an
> "O'! Give me a 'L'!!)
>
* 13.Throw slices of cheese at him. When you finally hit his face, yell
> "WOO!" and then run for your life.
>
* 14.Hire a mime to mimic his every movement.
>
* 15.Tie him down and make him watch non-stop Disney movies
>
* 16.Make passes at him. Use annoying lines such as "Hey Voldie, do you
> believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
>
* 18.at a Death Eater's meeting... See who can
> yell it the loudest, before Voldemort kills them.
>
* 19. Anything he says, say Why?
>
* 20.Mimic everything he does.
>
* 21.Say, so, how many 1 year olds have defeated you THIS week,
> voldy?
>
* 22.Buy him head polish
>
* Call him 'mommy's little Tommy'
>
* 24.Constantly repeat the name of his least favorite food, alternating
> on 'kumquat' every tenth time.
>
* 25.Tell him "You're just the cutest little witch I've ever seen!" in
> baby talk
>
* 26.Bring a toaster to the next death eater meeting, and offer him an
English muffin.  

[tryingtodeleteacc]

mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen  

[3_twisted_roses]

Say to him "Now THIS is how to take candy from a baby.." mrgreen  

[MadHatHuntress]

i would sing the U.G.L.Y song to him and keep singing it until he ticked off!!!!
twisted twisted twisted and sing the Barney song a lot and very loudy!!!! twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted  

[Lord of the Dingbats]

lol blaugh

-Change his ring tone from the Imperial March to Sentimental Journey

-Every time he fires a hex at someone say "Fireworks make my ears yell!"

-When you see the dark mark yell, "To the batmobile robin!"

-Draw a scar on his head while he's sleeping

-Put whoopie cushions in his shoes.  

[3_twisted_roses]

Tell him he looks as if he is related to Frankenstien.  

[Lord of the Dingbats]

Replace his typical ominous black robes with a furry pink sweater that says "Free Hugs." Tell him the pink brings out his eyes. O.o