Oh, the irony!

[Sonic Butterfly]

She's cool in bed
Well she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead

That made my day, right there.

No offense to actual goths, (if there are any here,) but the point I'm trying to make here is...

If you are labeling yourself, and committing yourself to a label, (as they are by making gothic products,) aren't you in a sense, conforming? O:

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms

 

[EmeraldFury]

Haha, my favorite part was that it was trademarked.

-deep voice- BLEEDING EDGE™  

[Sonic Butterfly]

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins
I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name

Whoa... dude, I didn't even notice that before. xD

"I'm gonna shop at Hot Topic (TM) so my money doesn't go back into the system!"

Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison

 

[Lady Bern]

LoL, I love that stuff. Although I must say the only one that I know even laughs at stuff like that. He says a true goth would shop at a Vintage Value or some sort of second hand store.