Why the guy above you should be arrested

[trampyre]

^makes sushi rolls that are suspiciously shaped like human vertebrae.  

[Henneth Annun]

trampyre

^makes sushi rolls that are suspiciously shaped like human vertebrae.

Lumbar vertibrae! smile

^smothers pigeons in BBQ sauce, cooks them in alleys, and sells them to Swiss tourists.  

[AdrianaKitten]

^Has tried to force me....into back surgery! gonk  

[Henneth Annun]

^knows she wants it

(no it's not what your thinking you dirty minded person.)  

[AdrianaKitten]

^Has tried putting the moves on a member of dis guild. ninja

(Now who's filthy? ninja )  

[Veruniel]

^for getting poor, unsuspecting cute guys drunk, getting them to pose naked, and posting the pictures on 4chan!  

[AdrianaKitten]

^For working my darkroom, where said pictures are made.  

[Henneth Annun]

^ for enslaving her, forcing her to work in said darkroom so you can split up your jail time  

[AdrianaKitten]

^ Besides absolute slander about AdrianaKitten's respectable "Drunken Boy Frames" business, she's frequently jaywalks veeeerrryy sloooowwlyy...  

[Veruniel]

For frequently trolling the GD in the persona of a 12 year old furry chinchilla otherkin anime fan who TaLkS LiKe ThIs!  

[AdrianaKitten]

^For walking the streets at night and sicking her insane pet cats on the elderly.  

[Veruniel]

For spiking my cat food with vodka, inciting said cats to go berserk and attack old ladies.  

[AdrianaKitten]

^ For sending letters to the White house with baby powder inside, causing the president to wet himself....so for making the president wet himself! evil  

[Labradorescence]

^For selling jumbo pixie sticks to children.