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Jacked in the Box II

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:16 pm


I got this message in reply to a message of me explaining that I don't like scary movies, and I scared little kids with my Burger King mask last year.


LOL!!
Yeah I like scary movies..lol...cause I like getting the crap scared out of me,lol...
But than again some scary movies aren't even scary...lol....
Oh...k....lol...so one more year until your a senior...lol...awesomeness!!!
LOl...yeah I just started going trick or treating last year..lol.....
(I just hope no one poisons my candy,lol....)HAAA!!!
LOL....um...okay than...well that is the point of Hallowen...lol....To scare...lol..
But U shouldn't scare the little kids too much..lol.
But I don't get why their afraid of the burger king mask..lol.They probably scream everytime they see the burger king commercial.....lol...
Since their afraid of that than I know they would be afraid of my zombie costume from last year..lol.(But I wouldn't try to scare them though..lol).
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:28 pm


Heh...reminds me of the note I got from a "mentor" that my college thought I needed. He claimed to be a junior and this is what he emailed me:

Quote:
you know what an advisor is right?

and hopefully you've been advised for the upcoming semesters already

if you haven't you need to

so you can get ur rac number and all that

but i'm not ur advisor

i'm ur mentor

i sent you a letter about the program already

if you didn't receive it i can send you another one

or just write back and forth (thats how most students prefer to talk) through e-mail

basically

i'm here to help you make it through your classes and into your junior year at UTPA

thats all i do

if you have any questions about school

or u need help coming up with a research paper topic, project, or need help studying for an exam

i'm here

just ask

i help my proteges find scholarships, get in touch with student organizations, all that

i got ur e-mail address because i work for [college] and they gave me a list of people to contact, you were one of them.

so what do you think so far?

any questions i can answer?


Yeah...you can answer these questions:
1.) Can't you type right, even as a junior?!
2.) What's with the spaces?
3.) You're supposed to be helping me...not the other way around.

Patron with a Mission


Vintage Transformer

PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:11 pm


Oh dear god. That was scary.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:38 pm


Edward Lok
I got this message in reply to a message of me explaining that I don't like scary movies, and I scared little kids with my Burger King mask last year.


LOL!!
Yeah I like scary movies..lol...cause I like getting the crap scared out of me,lol...
But than again some scary movies aren't even scary...lol....
Oh...k....lol...so one more year until your a senior...lol...awesomeness!!!
LOl...yeah I just started going trick or treating last year..lol.....
(I just hope no one poisons my candy,lol....)HAAA!!!
LOL....um...okay than...well that is the point of Hallowen...lol....To scare...lol..
But U shouldn't scare the little kids too much..lol.
But I don't get why their afraid of the burger king mask..lol.They probably scream everytime they see the burger king commercial.....lol...
Since their afraid of that than I know they would be afraid of my zombie costume from last year..lol.(But I wouldn't try to scare them though..lol).


A Horror-Comedy?

Venat the Undying


Nicholas Kaze

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:05 pm


Did that mentor really call you his protege?

That's a big word for someone who doesn't know how to type.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:54 pm


Nicholas Kaze
Did that mentor really call you his protege?

That's a big word for someone who doesn't know how to type.


I second that. Pretty big talk for a retard you call a "mentor". It's not even fitting for his caliber, I'd say.

I bet he's trying to sound smart for the sake of sounding sophisticated, just so he can act all "educated cool". Somebody ought to pistol-whip that S.O.B.

Natsuri


Master Akhekhu Crocell

PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:58 pm


Dameon_Patron_of_Healing -

I have a friend who talks like that to me through IM and PM. It bothers me to no end. Stop abusing that enter button!

I

hate

it

when people

type like

this.

It's one of my biggest pet peeves. Of course, when I asked if he could send me one message with everything in it, instead of one-thousand messages with only part of the message... he made my ears bleed with his fury. Oi vey.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:47 pm


See, and I'm one of those people who uses "lol" a LOT.

Just not that much. Just when I'm REALLY laughing out loud. XD

Fyre in teh Hoal


Honeydukes Lover

PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:33 am


Natsuri
Nicholas Kaze
Did that mentor really call you his protege?

That's a big word for someone who doesn't know how to type.


I second that. Pretty big talk for a retard you call a "mentor". It's not even fitting for his caliber, I'd say.

I bet he's trying to sound smart for the sake of sounding sophisticated, just so he can act all "educated cool". Somebody ought to pistol-whip that S.O.B.

I agree with you, Natsu-chan, and I have but one question to ask.

What is an S.O.B.?
PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:05 pm


I swear, half these people type like their message is prose-poetry getting ready to be published. Please...PLEASE learn the meaning of the period, comma, semi-colon, and capital letters.

Katurrah


Farrago

Proxy Codger

PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2009 9:04 am


Oh, my ********

like

they

are

making

a

concrete

poem
PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2009 7:52 pm


Oh, you think that's bad? For three weeks, I allowed myself to read 'lolz' every single reply of a certain PM with an irritating correspondent who didn't take my hints that I wanted him to use proper grammar. So, in a fit of rage after getting cut from a play I wanted to be in, I told him that if he said 'lolz' one more time, so help me, that's not even a word, I was cutting off our PM and putting him on my 'ignore' list.

That seemed to do the trick.

xXBisexual FlanXx

Dapper Genius

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