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“Y’see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. With their hippin’ and their hoppin’ and their bippin’ and their boppin’ so they don’t know what the jazz is all about! You see, Jazz is like a Jello Pudding pop - NO! Actually, it’s more like Kodak film - NO! Actually jazz is like the new Coke; it’ll be around forever! Heh heh heh…”  

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WoW Songs/jokes/poems etc. That no one will understand but me.

"Kobold dig through earth and clay
Little light to show the way
Kobold hope that some day
Kobold have his own dark place

Kobold know he look like rat
But Kobold show he more than that
Kobold, he is more like man
Kobold think...so Kobold am

Kobold work for shiny things
Metal that shines and jewels that gleam
Kobold hope that soon he will
Have Kobold smile like Goldtooth's grill

Kobold want to have a life
With Kobold kids and Kobold wife
So Kobold dig and scratch and pick
Below the dirt where air is thick

Beware you heroes who venture in
To take our gold and take our tin
Kobold throw pick, Kobold say:

"You no take candle!"

Not today"


''There once was an order of Light
Its members too scared to fight.
They would hide in their bubbles
Immune to all troubles
And valiantly hearth out of sight.''


"I'm a little pally, short and stout,
Here is my hammer, here is my mount,
When I get in trouble, hear me shout,
Throw on a bubble, And hearthstone out!"

"If you Want to
Die alot
The horde Will be your
Camelot
Burmashave"  

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" I was always a fan of the Tetris blocks as villains.

It is easy to think you were controlling them the whole time, easily racking up points and clearing out blocks.

But then you get an unlucky streak of Z's and O's, when all you really need is a single I.

They easily overpower you, and when you get that inevitable Game Over, the only person you have to blame... is yourself.

Crafty little bastards."  

[Super Mega Nope]

Tak: "The great thing about your people Dib is that most of them don't notice. All they see is another faceless corporate venture! Not a plan for world conquest!"

Dib: "Wait, is there really a difference?"  

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“Y’see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. With their hippin’ and their hoppin’ and their bippin’ and their boppin’ so they don’t know what the jazz is all about! You see, Jazz is like a Jello Pudding pop - NO! Actually, it’s more like Kodak film - NO! Actually jazz is like the new Coke; it’ll be around forever! Heh heh heh…”

buwhaha! love the simpsons, esp if it's a cosby reference.
gawd i used to watch that loads as a kid.
/reminiss-ness :3  

[Dornkus]

Zelos: Oh, Celsius! My cool beauty!

Raine: ...As long as it has a female body, that's good enough for you,
isn't it?

Sheena: Yeah, this guy's a walking libido.

Zelos: What's that supposed to mean?

Sheena: Exactly what it sounds like.

Zelos: Hmm, wait, I get it. In other words, you mean to say that I exude
masculine sexiness.

Sheena: What "sexiness," you philanderer!

Zelos: Oh, stop, you flatter me. Ah ha ha.

Lloyd: Professor, what's a philanderer? Is it something to eat?

Raine: I don't think you'd want to eat one...

Presea: Philanderer... an insincere man who plays around with many women.

Lloyd: Oh, so, in other words, Zelos.

Zelos: ...It's not fun at all when you put it like that.  

[Earth Woven RP]

"You know, I wouldn't Want Chickn' Noodle Soup with a soda on the side, no. Maybe some milk, or some nice Oj, but not a soda. Actually, I don't even want a drink, I could just drink the broth!"
Ashley the Druggie in regards to the song "Chickn Noodle Soup".  

[Earth Woven RP]

Trevor: you know, Jesus is my homeboy, but I hang with satanists and vampires n' s**t.

Natayla: Jesus was black.

Trevor: Nuh-uh, he was white.

Fred: Jesus was a mix between black n' white.

David: Well what about all of us brown people?

Fred: Well black and white make brown!

Trevor: Nu-uh, Black and white make Gray! You don't see no grey people walking around!

Natayla: So...male pregnancy?  

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"*put anything here* . . . IN AMERICA!" -Bandit Keith "Yu Gi Oh: The Abridged Series"

"This is what's known as a stupid signature, you are now dumber having read it."

Grounder: "Sometimes I wish Doctor Robotnik hadn't made us so persistent."
Scratch: "He made ME persistent; he made YOU too dumb to quit!"
Grounder: *Points accusingly* "Was that an insult?!"

Mr. Fantastic: "Blue Laser."
The Invisible Woman: "Think I could walk through it when I"m invisible?"
Mr Fantastic: "Yes! Yes I do!"  

[Dornkus]

Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.