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-x x kyoxtohru x x-

PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:26 pm
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howd you know O.o

koko!!

lmfao

i read minds

koko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorta of

my friend told me ex bf

dam

pssh wat am i thinkin

once again

surrounded by girls

lmao

;O

that he had a d**k that was half a centimeter

lmao!!!!

omg

ddint needa no

lmao juju dunt hav a d**k

-.-

no

wanan cheak baby

rofl

im talking bout my ex bf

lmao

lmao lets go :p

rofl

wat u waiting for

lo

lmaoo

lmfao. you guys scare me.

not in front of the children you pervs xD

rofl!!!!!!!!

ooooooo

im sry

hes da perv

-.-

he ish

lmao

omg..

ily juju razz

ily2 razz
 
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:34 pm
More to come tomorrow.


the things he says

whooooooop there iti s!!

haha hes a guy

you wouldnt believe it =o

watd u xpect

guyz r dikwads

"i heard defne liekd girls now"

D:<

rofl

lmao!!

stop saying that you b*****d

sarah

koko lieks girls 2

lmao

make him stoppp

=[

ruin da fun =[

juju stop!!!!!!!!

=[

ur so mean

he always says thattt :{

goddam

but yyyyyyyyyyyy

cuz i said so

she started it

u started it

she called me "cool"

omfg imma slap u

lmao

-runs away-

ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!

*jots down notes*

pussi!!!!!!!!!!!!

help em1!

so many people... such a small brain...

cant keep up..

rofl

koko add me

mkai

*jotting down notes*

=[

;D

juju is the only boy

-grabs defne paper and runs-

o.o

haha

runn b***h run!!!

-takles juju-

that i havent masteres. it's sad

giv dat bak!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

every boy

=[]!!

fears me

cept this one

never!!

rofl haha

he took me paper

cryyy

iscare defne in staed of her screin me =]

giv it bak!!!!!!!!!!!!

but

giv it bak giv it bak!!!!

-hands it back-

=[

good boy

yay :F

-.-

hav a cookie

oo hush

ty sarah

lmao ur welcom

oo

war is hell

razz

im laughin my a** of

war is fun

lmao

pssssssh

ur laughin

dun b h8n

i iwn

aint^

suree -rols eyes-

o yea

defnes 2 busy with bush

in bed

lmao

D:<

oooooooo shut up midget

sarahhh

go ******** gain 5 inches

=[]

u caleld me a midget?!?

lmfao

yea i did

d..

pssh i ******** hav 2 bend down 2 talk 2 u

defne

ur so gonna pay

yus?

and when u bend down

u say

dun threatn her

im taking notes sweetie

im in position!!

ima be almost as bad as her

*muah*

lmaoo

-.-

oooooooo anotha me

=[

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

woot

lmfao

clone

omg..

crap

cant keep up

haha

-throws hands in da air-

with you guys

@@@@@@@@@@@@@2

rofllll

w00tness

its not hard just read and type

get used to itt :-O


we go fast

o hush

yeaaaa

but im talkin to lykkkkkk 7 people

hsuh up david

lmaoo

iight

no on ish askin for your opinion

dont ask y im not talkn den

crap

u guyz r lyk a old marryd couple

:F

dude

awwwwwwww juju

no

i was about to say the same bout you 2 xD

lmaoo

dam

y is da gu always picked on

cuz hes hawt razz

and we all luv him

no im not

you're the only boy here lmfao

caleld me ugly!!

actually

yah u r

whiel iwas playin bass!!!
 

-x x kyoxtohru x x-


-x x kyoxtohru x x-

PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:36 pm
[]:

that's kinda true o.O

lmao i no it is

shes like

what

"ur ugly"

i did not

call you ugly

i swar it!

no she dint dont lie!!!!!!!!!!

i dun like liars razz

yea david

and i was playin la bamba!!

la bimbo -couf-

yea i no

lmfao

rofl

my hands r sticky

omg u 2..

ffs

r uhhhhhhh

god

cant stand u 2

biggrin

aahhh

thats right b***h

awwwwwww u cant stand me

koko help me out!!

get used to it

howww

dats okee ill just leav razz

ooo hush defne

cuz now i know your weakness

ill make u suffer in seconds

damn straight smile

aahhhhhh

buhhbaiii juju

you guys confuse meee

=[]

crap

rofl

ur leavin me!

-sniffles-

u just said u coodnt stand me

*b***h slap* grow up

so u left me

i was jk..

bslap

@@@@

i didnt leave u..

aww

-hugs-

ily

old couple ftw~

ily2..

defne u no

oo shut up

nvm

razz

razz

omg

its me against da world!

no

lmao

-starts bobin head-

hitmeon Dx

-turns up da music-

not realy just u against me and her

its you against attractive females ftw~

oo yea

haha ******** yea

well i dont no bout defne

shut up you know im sexy xP

lmao

jk

-rolls eyes=

lmao ur so mean

i got it from Destinee

haha ya defne ur ******** seiiii

one of me idols

lets BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the bitchiest of the bitches

=[]

LMFAO

0.0

lets go razz

-tags along-

lmao

LMFAO

LMAO!!

woohoooo

life is like box of chololates... u neva no what ur gonan get.. sent the wink "Guitar Smash"

lol

hmm

im bored

bunny

dood he tayks a shower lyk 10 times a day

i kno

lyk wdf dats just rong

he always gets in trouble

and runs

ya i no

and then takes about 20 showers

lmao and each one of them is an hour long

yea

lyk jeezuz krist wdf

lol

christ chexxxxx

oops

O.o

LMFAO

lmao

xxxxx<- me biggrin

christ chexxxx

xD

rofll

Cute(:<-------- me
 
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:58 pm

rofl

-->me

kokos sexiiiiiiii

oh yessss

yush

so iss kittyyyyyyyyyyy

billay ish smexierrr

sexi swimsuit bitches ******** yea

rofl

that reminds me

david might go to the same beach im going to

this weekend

and ima b stuck at home

rofl haha ur gonna c him in a ******** bored alll weekend

yus

lmao

he asked me

what would you do if i tapped your a** and im like you PERV!

rofl!!!!!!!!!

oooooooooooooo im going to a sleepover this weekend xD ftw

omg

lmfao

@@@@@@@@@@@@@22

omfg hes da biggest perv eva

lmfao

im gettin a new bikini tomorow too

lalala

rofl haha tayk picz

ooh

i should

yah lmao

ill take pics

of me beating his a** razz

oo ya!

lmao

lol

wooooooooo

ill send some to you

he dunt tayk ne picz of himslf

and post on myspace ftw?

and you can cut out my face

he thinkz hes ugly >.<

and put yours in

lmao nahh dats okee

lol

the only ugly one here is meh

xD

omg

pssssssh im uglyest!!!!!!!!!

NO ONE HERE ISH UGLY

pshaw

ugky ftw~

pssssh im tall and skinny and flat rofl

ugkyy

i am so ******** ugky its sad

lmfao im kinda tall

annd

fatt

like

im lyk 5'10 woot

xxxxxx

im like 5'2"

im 5'2 too

O.o

and im 12

rofl i can step on u =]

ftw!

lol

ooh

sarah

do you have imvu

wat

?

yah but i nva go on it

ooh

so that girl ish you :-O

lalala

wat girl ish me?????

i commented on your profileee billayyy

the one that commented on juju's

on imvu

so did i

ftw~

i fink O.o


rofl

ftw~

watd it say dat imma kik his a** r sumtin?

yea

lmao ya dats me

you both were going back and forth about how well you can kick each toher asses

lol

lmao interesting convo..

rofl ya dat was a long time ago

we alwayz use 2 do dat

we still do

lol

we just went on

we sit and make bets on whos betta

lol

the longest convo defne n i had on imvu pages is...

about banana suicide

O.o
 

-x x kyoxtohru x x-


-x x kyoxtohru x x-

PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:07 pm
rofl

banananannaa

lol

lmao

emo banana ftw

emo banana ftw.

o.o

lmaoo wow

lol

me no emo =]

WtF? lmfao

o.o.

rofl

huh

im an emo gramma

inside joke razz

lmao

lmao

emo banana ftw~

okee

ftw~

my ftw~ squigly :F

prepz r betta -couf-

lol

rofl im jk

if there's one thing i can't stand bsides emos who complain

it's preps

most of me

anyway

em*

lmao

i dun complain

my friend can do a SCARY prep/popular girl impression

-.-.;.

so can i

hanni

lmao

gimme your phone number

and ill call you

oo

and ill say it

it's scary

lemme get the phone

so no one else picks up

kai

lmaoo

wow

i wake up david

every day

at 9:30

which is

lmaoo

8:30 for him

smile

good girl!

^^

when you call meh ima go downstairs O.o so i wont b on comp

lmao

kai

------phone number taken out for privacy reasons------

i cant talk for long tho

k

lmao

i nva answer da fone

r talk in it

brb

k

and david stop rapin lil girls

im innocent


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:54 pm
How.. did you survive this? Much less typing it back out- I couldn't get past the first speech bubble!  

Nicholas Kaze

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Natsuri

PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:11 pm
I could've sworn you were page-stretching when you posted that entire Great Wall of Pointless Text.

I had a brain fry when I saw the second long bubble of dialog. :XP:  
PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:02 pm
I am rather good at deciphering that babble, but even I couldn't read all that. Even just from what I read, my eyes are pulsing and threatening to roll out of my head.  

Katurrah


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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2009 9:48 am
How many ******** and non- ******** asses do those people have? D:  
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