Rude Jokes *Don't read if easily affended*

[Beatngufan]

There was this blonde, this brunette and this redhead that went camping. The blonde had to use the bathroom, so she decided to go in the woods. The brunette and the redhead decided to play a trick on the blonde. So they skinned a rabbit and snuck behind the blonde and placed the rabbits guts by the blonde. The blonde came back and told them, " I had to poop so bad that my guts came out, and thank god and these two fingers I put 'em back.  

[Beatngufan]

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