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Do you like the book, "Twilight"?
  Of course! I love it. <3
  Not really into the whole dark romance/ vampire stuff :
  That fan-fic... will give me nightmares... [Me: Twila.] AHHHHH!
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Allison Grey

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:29 pm


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How do you suck this f**king bad. Obviously you need grammar lessons. Or stupidity lessons. I have never seen such utter crap in my life. You. Need. Help. Do you know how to spell? If I space this out, could you read it? G-o f-*-*-k-i-n-g k-i-l-l y-o-u-r-s-e-l-f n-o-w. You stupid "TXT TLK" whore. If you ever get a job, let me know. I would love to laugh at the F**KING IDIOT who hires you. F**ktard. Go hang yourself. I got to the second LINE and was almost sick. I have seen two year olds with better grammar than you. F**KTARD.

So, go die in a fire now . . . or here, let me put it in words you would understand :

"Leik omg whoot leethax0rs. Go - leik, deiy in a feir now you uber suckzzz lolz and whootish etc."

AND YOU KILLED MY TWILIGHT. YOU MAULED IT AND CHEWED IT UP AND CRAMMED IT DOWN YOUR FILTHY "TXT TLK" CREVASSE AND SPIT IT OUT IN A F**KED UP LANGUAGE.

DIE. You. NOW.



Soo, this was the review I sent to her . . . but without the astericks. I don't care if it gets me kicked out of FF.net I will just make another account and flame her again. *swears*
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:52 am


I read the first sentence and "x"ed off the tab. I just saw that shorthand and was scared.

Honeydukes Lover


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:43 pm


I love Twilight, but that almost makes me want to never read it again...
PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:11 pm


Cause a thousand words,
Call out through the ages,
They'll fly to you,



Long post time.
@Nina;
I know. After reading that, I also understood why author's discourage/ban fan-fictions from their stories. =_=;

@Falco;
Same here. I can't understand why anyone would hate the book, but I guess it's just according to peoples' preferences. Like my friend doesn't like it, and I don't mind. Because she's awesome. User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
And Bella is, basically, me. I'm clutsy, and, basically, everything Bella is.
Except in love with a vampire. =_=;
--I know. It's scary. How things are mixed around, and totally off the mark.
Yah, And it's very ironic.

@Angel;
Seriously. If you can't type decently, write a decent sentence, or at least MAKE the writing look presentable, why make a fool of yourself and post some s**t that people can't even read? Or at least, don't WANT to read.

@Luxur;
I know. That was a true grammar horror story.
You should NEVER mess with a story like Twilight. If you do, be prepared to be mobbed by us rabid Twilight-reading-grammar-nazis. ^^

@Bunneh;
Awful grammar and spelling? Check.
Totally wrong facts? Check.
Being a total blockhead? Checkmate.
And yes, Athesim(sp?) is when you plain out don't believe in God, or the afterlife. [[And according to the guy in Dane Cook's joke, they believe they become a tree and wither in the ground when they die. x3]]
And yes. You summarized it completely. This fan-fic is only beginning to be describes at a "no-no."

@Allison;
You are my HERO. Seriously, you made my day with that. You're awesome.
People like that should be BANNED from FF.net, and the COMPUTER in general.
=_=;

@Osaka;
Same here. When I first saw it, I thought, "My GOSH... What the... I better show this to the guys...[[you guys]]."
Then I copied the URL, and hi-tailed it outta there.

@Rei;
I love Twilight too. I finished the series. >>;
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE FOURTH!
Anyhow.
When I saw this, it almost made me never want to read it again, too.
=_=;



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I know they're reaching you,
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:57 am


I've never read Twilight, but that fan-fic gave me a headache! I've seen some Danny Phantom fan-fics on that site that had grammer that was just as horrible.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:28 pm


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My eyes are burning. This should be taken off of the internet immediately.
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ancantsia

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:47 am


-x x kyoxtohru x x-
Galad Damodred
Half the world seems to love Twilight, the other half seems to hate it.

Obviously, this Twila (named so by parents who supposedly love her, no doubt) has the brains of a lobotomized earwig, the imaginative capacity of a braindead teaspoon and a grasp of the laws of English not dissimilar to that which a disabled clam has of mountaineering. Fear not, there is a circle of Hell reserved for those like her.
Bow chicka bow wow chicka bow wow


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Everything you said was completely true. I couldn't have put it in better words.
And yes, it does seem that while one half of the world absolutely adores Twilight, the other half despises or doesn't really like it.
It just depends on what kind of writing you like, I guess.
And god, I hope I never see anything like that piece of crap writing again.

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Wow bow chicka wow bow chicka bow


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This fanfic to Twilight is an inside-out a*****e regurgitating a**l fecal matter.

This story is like you having chat sex on Instant Messenger. This is also flat-out Mary Sue wish-fulfillment. I'd rather drink vomit coming out of a rotting a**s than read Chapter Three of your unholy abomination.

Twila's my a** and Midnite's my balls. Congratulations, you have raped the English language.


No better words could've been said, mates.

Her views on religion is totally warped, her wish-fulfillment by being invited by said bands and her heavy description of looks make her a Mary Sue, and she gets laid by said guy/vampire. This...is scum. The very same scum I have to scrape off every morning from my tongue.

I made my point in the review, so, I can't think of anything else.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:28 am


Um... I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Nicholas Kaze

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Farrago

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 5:09 pm


Er... It's not... there.
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