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La Bijou

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:37 am
A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students inher class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of awell-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insightmay surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!



1.Don't change horses ----- until they stop running.

2. Strike while the ----- bug is close.

3.It's always darkest before ----- Daylight Saving Time .

4.Never underestimate the power of ----- termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but ----- How?

6.Don't bite the hand that ------ looks dirty.

7.No news is ------ impossible

8. A miss is as good as a ----- Mr.

9.You can't teach an old dog new ----- Math

10.If you lie down with dogs, you'll ----- stink in the morning.

11.Love all, trust ----- Me.

12.The pen is mightier than the ----- pigs.

13.An idle mind is ----- the best way to relax .

14.Where there's smoke there's ----- pollution.

15.Happy the bride who ----- gets all the presents.

16.A penny saved is ----- not much.

17.Two's company, three's ----- the Musketeers.

18.Don't put off till tomorrow what ----- you put on to go to bed.

19.Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ----- You have to blow your nose.

20.There are none so blind as ----- Stevie Wonder .

21.Children should be seen and not ----- spanked or grounded.

22.If at first you don't succeed ----- get new batteries.

23.You get out of something only what you ----- See in the picture on the box

24.When the blind lead the blind ----- get out of the way.

25.A bird in the hand ----- is going to poop on you

And the WINNER is!

26.Better late than ----- Pregnant
 
PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:42 am
Some of these you can tell that they were written by young children, like this one..
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12.The pen is mightier than the ----- pigs.



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And the WINNER is!

26.Better late than ----- Pregnant

What has the parents been teaching this one and also, rofl rofl  

mAn-kAt


gimme_chocolate

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:46 pm
That last one is amazing. I also liked
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21.Children should be seen and not ----- spanked or grounded.
 
PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:41 pm
Wow! Nice. Lol.  

Little_Linda


capcartoonist

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:44 am
rofl rofl rofl  
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:15 am
cute!
very cute!  

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Yvaine Stardust

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:13 am
Those are funny. blaugh  
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