"are you on drugs?" ..."stfu, little miss walking std"

[DEAD Rasputin]

stupid whore.
i was giving my final in history.
and it was kinda long..
because it's the song "we didn't start the fire" by Billy Joel..
and like.. Every world is a ******** historical event or thing..
so i decided to give a little exert on one in each year.
that's like twenty years.
each like four seconds long.

and i couldn't pronounce a word..
so i spelled it out..
and after class the stupid a** bimbo hoe, sarah grahmsy, walks up and goes "are you on drugs?"
like..
stupid b***h.
I'm not.
and then she was bitching that i was taking a long time.
well guess what ******** least i got a PERFECT on my final for the class.
when you got a ******** C.
so then we're down at the lockers.
and her's is right next to mine.
and i walk up and she's telling her stupid little friend that i'm on drugs and that i gave my presentation high.
so pretty sure...>< i kinda called her a walking std.. and i told her i'd punch her face in if she wanted to start rumors about me..
aaannnddd i'm pretty sure....
that if she ever talks like that again... at least to me..
somthing's going to happen.

oh, then some boy was giving my best friend s**t about being gay.
biggrin
great day.


Discuss:
-amazing achievements[like getting a C in the class you're failing because you aced the final!]
-Stupid sluts
-Homophobia.-_-  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Oh, to be a little girl again. <3

I like walking STDs. They're harder to catch then the ones lying down.  

[carry on wayward daughter]

You should have waved your grade in front of her face. stare
She sounds like a grade A slut.
>:[

I get accused of using all the time. It's cause people somehow think that anybody who likes music enough to wear the bands' shirts is a stoner. stressed

Anywho.
Yeah, I uh had a D in algebra. But I think I brought it up to a C with the final. Makes me happy.  

[Status Quo Joe]

Flash her ur Vag.
Then have an Alien Pop out and plant eggs in her stomach.

btw did anyone else see AVP?
haha  

[Zealous Blue]

I say you follow her around for a few days.

Just scare her a bit.

Do it for the lulz.  

[DEAD Rasputin]

Zealous Blue

I say you follow her around for a few days.

Just scare her a bit.

Do it for the lulz.

XDDDD
all of the replies in this thus far have made me laugh.

but thsi one the most.
she was eating at luch..
and the bffl walks over to her and just goes "are you pregnant? you're not lookin' so thin..."

XD
and i'm pretty sure she wasn't happy the next day.
good times.  

[Killer Zeit]

This calls for sabotage for the next semester. x3 Heeheehee.

Oh, and pretend that you like her and she turns you on.
PRETEND to yearn for her sexual organs.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

PRETEND to yearn for her sexual organs.

Yeah, pretend. wink  

[Status Quo Joe]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

PRETEND to yearn for her sexual organs.

Yeah, pretend. wink

and then pretend to film the action  

[b0ybands]

AHAHAHA.
She's jealous.

I would have kicked her in the t**t.
I hate people like that.

(Oh. I love that song.)  

[autumnletters]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Oh, to be a little girl again. <3

I like walking STDs. They're harder to catch then the ones lying down.

xd xd