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[Henneth Annun]

decided to go on a vengance crusade. They aquired black monk's robes, and then called upon someone very dangerous to assist them, they called up....  

[screwed pixie]

...........osama bin laden who swore he would bring the infidels to justice and return the stolen clothing after first.................  

[trampyre]

...acquiring the Sword of Truth in order to take over the World of Warcraft. Unfortunately his guildmates all bailed on him in mid quest against some giant flame-spewing evil Midget Mage and his character died so he had to slay a 5 million boars in order to level up to his previous level. He then combined forces with William Shatner's Shaman, Mr. T's Night Elf Mohawk, Gandalf the Grey, Radagast the Brown, and Saruman the White, Cartman, t0t@llyn0tan00b97, zer0c00l, Crash Override, Tsukasa, and Lain. They subsequently engaged in an epic battle for control of the World, and after much pixelated carnage, epic l00tzing for the win, the end result was that

...  

[AdrianaKitten]

...the Midget Mage got the best of them by defying the game's law and reincarnating the boars but Satan, Layla, reaper, Walt Disney, and Tom would never know this as they had stopped listening after the words "World of Warcraft", which they'd all had addictions to at some point and wished not to return to. They hung up and decided to call the only other Eastern person who they knew could help them...  

[trampyre]

... the Dalai Lama, who cooked them all a lovely porridge for breakfast, after which they all  

[AdrianaKitten]

...washed his dishes which had been in "meditating" piles. After explaining their story, they pleaded for the Dalai Lama to use his incredible...  

[Henneth Annun]

...wisdom to summon the spirit of the physician, philospopher, astronomer, chemist, geologist, logician, paleontologist, mathematician, physicist, poet, psychologist, scientist, teacher, solider and statesman Avicenna.



They decided that his wisdom would be highly useful in this difficult situation. The Dalai Lama brought him back from the dead and they all met at the mall to discuss the next course of action. But they couldn't decide on anything on an empty stomach, so they all order Cinnabon, vodka, and waffles with icecream. But as they all took a bite of their Cinnabons, something horrible happened...  

[trampyre]

Ted Turner appeared in his Captain Planet costume, hurling Cinnabons at the motley crusaders for wastefully using take-out containers made of polystyrene. Amidst the deluge of Cinnabons, Chuck Norris appeared in a blaze of glory, righteously smiting Captain Planet with his mighty fist, and  

[AdrianaKitten]

...nutcracker thighs which, to no one's surprise, could launch from his torso. While, assembling himself, he explained his reason for attacking captain Planet was...  

[Labradorescence]

That captain planet had stolen his favorite outfit. So he took the outfit and gave it back, and as they were in the mall, he decided to get a new outfit which was...  

[trampyre]

A surprisingly hot outfit comprised entirely of Abercrombie & Fitch garments. He strutted around in front of everyone, then sponaneously started to dance and burst out into his all time favourite pop ballad,  

[Henneth Annun]

....which was Auld Lang Syne. But his Scottish accent was so bad that it offended Sean Connery, who happened to be strolling around the mall windowshopping for scarves. Upon hearing the horribly butchered accent of Chuck Norries, Mr. Connery stood up straight, looked him in the eye, and....  

[trampyre]

"OCH AYE!!" he cried with an epic 'ch' sound, tying a tartan print silk scarf around his head, Rambo-style. "THAUR CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!" He drew his sword - lightning bolts flew out of it in all directions with a loud, impressive thunderclap. Huge dark clouds gathered around him out of nowhere and whirled about the two foes faster and faster. For some reason, Queen spontaneously blasted over the mall loudspeakers. Captain Planet cowered behind a garbage bin. Unphased by any of this, Chuck Norris pulled out his trusty