Stupid people....

[babykitty18]

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Because guys dont care if you have a boyfriend or not the 'Im a lesbian' route tends to work.

'Ayy girl you single'
'No Ive got a girlfriend'
'What bra size are ya love'
'None of your business'
'Your a lesbian so you can tell me its okay'


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thats a new one nvr heard i guy say that too me...i think i kno y emo xp  

[Lord Charlemain Richards]

SUICIDE AS AN ART FORM

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Because guys dont care if you have a boyfriend or not

We sure don't. We'll stop at nothing just to get into your pants. All of us.

I don't know; it largely depends on the pants.  

[MortSanglant]

SUICIDE AS AN ART FORM

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Because guys dont care if you have a boyfriend or not

We sure don't. We'll stop at nothing just to get into your pants. All of us.

Nice to know all men are rapists.

 

[Lifesucks411]

Hell yes  

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babykitty18

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Because guys dont care if you have a boyfriend or not the 'Im a lesbian' route tends to work.

'Ayy girl you single'
'No Ive got a girlfriend'
'What bra size are ya love'
'None of your business'
'Your a lesbian so you can tell me its okay'


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thats a new one nvr heard i guy say that too me...i think i kno y emo xp

Come to Liverpool. The guys are about as smooth as sandpaper.
Ive had to go 3 hours to birmingham to find my boi.  

[The Goth Apple]

Here's one.
A few years ago, in the middle of the night, I was meditating on a tow path in Padditon when I was interrupted by a group of boys aged 10-12, and two girls of that age. After the usual "what are you doing?" "I'm mediating." "Are you drunk?" I was given a short sort of interview.

-Would you like a cigarette?
-No, I don't smoke.
-How old are you?
-Guess.
-Fourteen?
-Eighteen. I know I don't look it.
-Will you give me a hug?
-No, I don't touch people.
-Are you a goth?
-A bit.
-Do you drink blood?
-Do you?
-Where do you live?
-On that boat behind me.
(My godfather leans towards the window and tries to look intimatdating)
-Is that your dad?
-Not exactly.
-Where are you from?
-I don't like to admit it, but I'm from America.
-(one with a particularly thick accent) I'm from America too! Want to get laid?
-Certainly not.
-Are you on crack?
-No, I'm like this naturally.
-Will you at least lift your skirt?
-What on earth is wrong with you?!

The girls, at this point, are holding onto the fence between us doubled over with laughter.
My godfather spent the next few weeks joking about "Mr. Romance".