They say a man should always dress for the job he wants

[Wormmon]

» So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker stole my identity.
Now I'm in here every evening serving Chowder and Ice Tea.
Should've gone to Freeee Credit. Report dot com. (Yeehaw!)
I could've seen this coming at me like an Atom Bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts.
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.

 

[Ezba]

Well I'm shopping for a new car, which one's me?
A cool convertible or an SUV?
Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack,
Cause now I'm drivin' off the lot in a used sub-compact.
F-R-E-E, that spells free
Credit report dot com, baby
Saw their ads on my tv,
thought about going but was to lazy.
Now instead of looking fly I'm rollin' fat
My legs are stickin' to the vinyl
And my posse's gettin' laughed at
F-R-E-E, that spells free
Credit report dot com, baby!!

(I didn't even have to look that up, I know it by heart. ._. )  

[Wormmon]

» I love that one too. XD The one about the Dream Girl though. . Meh.

Did you ever notice the pirate hat in the back seat though behind the guitar guy in that car one?

[ OMG, same here when I was typing up the first one. XDD ]

 

[NightIntent]

Gahhh. I hate those jingles~ They always get stuck in my head~  

[capcartoonist]

Quoting adverts now, are we? I must needs go and haunt your dreams in retribution. pirate  

[capcartoonist]

The difference between TV and marijuana is that marijuana doesn't try to sell you anything while it's making you stupid.  

[Adelynthe]

lol I love those commercials o.o;  

[I--Tama--I]

I like the pirate one better  

[mAn-kAt]

I do like the Pirate version better, but now the end part of the pirate one is stuck in my head....IT KEEPS REPLAYING!!!!  

[CherryHardCandy]

. . .
I was singing the second one in my third hour class today.
. . .
^^;

 

[capcartoonist]

m'kay