Friend: My dad says it sounds like we have a good friendship.
Me: Awwww.
Friend: Not really, he thinks you're turning me straight. X3
Me: Like I'd have any interest in turning you straight.
Me: You're my token gay friend, remember?
Friend: XD
Me: Speaking of, when are you going to start showing up at my public appearances? You're not doing me any good if I'm not seen with you. >=(
Friend: XD you're serious, aren't you?
Me: Maaaaaybe.
We have the oddest conversations. xd
