Horrible names to give your kids

[Captivating Contradiction]

Renesmee(Esme + Renee=renesmee nicknamed Nessie) from Breaking Dawn (by Stephenie Meyer)  

[Sheer_Immortal]

Requiem-X3

Asiangrl147

My little nephew was reading a book and i noticed the authors name was Lemony Snicket. I thought the name sounded like a pastry. rofl

lol, I hope your nephew isn't a glutton for sweets, or he'll definetly have it rough. Still, it could be worse, at least the name has a classy air to it.

Pen names usually do. >.>  

[The Tainted Truth]

Apple juice. What my friend wants to name her kid.  

[raunchyness]

I also noticed that michael jackson called his son/daughter "Blanket". Wtf?

That's just wrong 0.o

Nicholas Cage named his kid something funky, too...can't remember what it was, but it was something from a comic book

Why would you name someone "Blanket"? WTF?  

[billybobster123]

hukasha  

[mini man k]

there once was a little girl who was named after a car!
her name was v8! im serrios, no joke!
strange, strange world we live in.  

[mini man k]

have any of you been to d**k smiths electronics?  

[sexy3lf_grl69]

i think herbert is a pretty ugly name  

[Sheer_Immortal]

mini man k

have any of you been to d**k smiths electronics?

Meh, d**k's a pretty common nickname for Richard.

My dad says he knew someone named Harry Pecker xD  

[Senbon Hikaru]

Fighter Pilot

I forget which celebrity named their kid that. Basically if its an inanimate object it is a bad name. Fighter Pilot, Apple, Blanket, v8, the number 12, these are names to avoid.

Natsuki, Desire [dez-ir-A], Monica, etc. these are good exotic names that don't make your kid sound like an appliance.