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[Shigeru the Hero]

Discuss the status of the US presidential election.

Go.  

[nitnit]

Hax. Everyone is Haxing in it.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

It's a giant chess game which someone knows what they are doing.
(However, I haven't been paying any real attention to it though.) sweatdrop  

[nitnit]

Only Robert Greene knows wtf is going on. And the Illuminati/World Elite who are controlling it of course  

[darkslasherX]

Conspiracy theory tiem!!!1!

Somebody is masterminding the election so that the two Democratic nominees are ruining each others' credibility, and John McCain, the only remaining Republican candidate, whose politics happen to be almost exactly the same as George Bush's, and who is actually struggling to set himself apart from his questionably intelligent Republican predecessor, is gaining the popular vote because he is the "candidate for change". Rather ironic, isn't it.

Ron Paul > McCain, end of question. Why? Because Paul isn't a Bush clone. Huckabee and Romney really irked me for some reason, too...
I'd prefer to see a Democrat in office this time around, even if it is the new guy on the block, Mr. Obama. A disturbing pattern has emerged among the last few Republican Presidents: spending's gone down the drain, and the national deficit's skyrocketing. Reagan and both Bushes saw to that. That doesn't mean they're all like that, but I'd expect something along those lines from McCain.




tldr version:
The election's rigged, and it's going to the dogs.  

[nitnit]

Wow, did you actually just suggest this is rigged in McCain's favor? I lawled.

Also, BTW Ron Paul believes in low-no spending, even less than Bush.  

[General Lea]

Children's card games are integral to every plot, and I suspect that they've been using them in the elections as well! Loser drops out of the race. xd  

[SHS_Smeth]

Even a child can play a childrens card game.