Choose Your Fate

[Amarythe]

you put on a pirate hat and yell, "shiver me limber!" than you go up to the deck, and see a seat with a steering wheel in front of it, complete with a set of acceleraters and brakes on the ground. why the hell does this thing handle like a car? you look over... and find that their are no keys in the ignition... where should you look for them first?

A) in your imagination
B) screw keys, im gonna get this ship sliding down the mountain!
C) inside the ship
D) inside the pirate hat  

[Admiral Derp]

D Because pirate hats are pretty roomy. You never know what's in em tell ya lookk!  

[Amarythe]

you tip the hat over, and start shaking it... and out falls a comilation of old cd's, a half eaten bagel covered in peanut butter, the beard of a jewish preist, an early 90's pokemon comic book, various dirty magazines, a dog collar, some keys, banana boat suntan lotion, a banana boat, the first season of two and a half men on disc, fingerless gloves, a used bandade, an unused bandade, three quarters, a nickel and half a dime.

A) Sweet! An early 90's Pokemon comic!
B) Sweet! the Keys!
C) Sweet! Dirty magazines!
D) Sweet! a used bandade!  

[Johbies]

But I want the half a dime. ;_;

A  

[Amarythe]

you pick up the comic book and look inside. the text and illustration consumes your mind, and you stare at the pages for hours. "Wasnt i suppose to be doing something?? nah..." You keep looking at the pages...

you read on and learn that a caterpie uses self-destruct and destroys entire cities, causing nuclear fallout throughout the country. hurray! "Oh yeah... i WAS doing something!" you look down at the pile of junk, throwing down the comic.

A) Sweet! a compilation of old cds!
B) Sweet! The first season of two and a half man on disk!
C) Sweet! The keys!
D) Sweet! banana boat suntan lotion!  

[Johbies]

How could I forget?!

D  

[Amarythe]

JACKPOT!

you pick of the sun tan lotion, and rub it all over your hair shouting "Yes, Yes, OH GOD YES!" your parents would be proud. then you get an idea...

you rub it all over your body and clothes, then run down the deck, jump onto the floor, and you sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!

you eventually stop doing this, after having bumped into several walls and obtaining multiple splinters. bored with the lotion, you throw it back into the pile.

A) Sweet! a half eaten bagel covered in peanut butter!
B) Sweet! the keys!
C) Sweet! fingerless gloves!
D) Sweet! three quarters a nickel and half a dime!  

[Johbies]

I wonder how this'll go.

D.  

[Amarythe]

take the three quarters and put them in your pocket, along with nickel.

but then you pick up the dime and think, "Hmmm...... i think i have a way to make this worth more money..." you take the half-a-dime, and you snap it in half. "Great! now i have two Quarters!" you put the coins into your wallet and look at the pile again... oooh... more stufff....

A) Sweet! the beard of a jewish preist!
B) Sweet! a dog collar
C) Sweet! a banana boat!
D) Sweet! the keys!  

[Demonic Repentance]

How far are you...

A!

...from the neverending chaos?

 

[Amarythe]

You take the beard, and put it on your face.
"Look at me! i'm a preist! I do jewish stuff, like wear a funny hat, and i enjoy the smooth stylings of ricky martin!"

You get sick of the beard, seeing as to how your pretty sure its extremely dirty.

Hey look, youtube!
(WTF?)

A) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EFqrtKnpU0
B) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfoBWjUNYQw
C) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFsuxHY_XMg
D) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSIFQcirxmI