Angel Mioru
lmao listen to this one i gave out to the gatorade company
Sewing gatorade
me: hello is this the gatorade company?
receiver yessir how may i help you?
me: I'd like to sue your company for 10 million
receiver: uh w what for?
me: my son has an enormous rash on his balls after drinking gatorade
receiver: sir im sorry bout that- (i hung up)
10 min later i get a call
???: sire i have the documents ready for if you feel like setting up a time in court, but please be advised we're ready to counter sue.
me: WTF?! first i have no son. second wtf is this?
receiver: the gatorade - (hung up again)
lmao this was on my bus and my friends and me were cracking up
Sewing gatorade
me: hello is this the gatorade company?
receiver yessir how may i help you?
me: I'd like to sue your company for 10 million
receiver: uh w what for?
me: my son has an enormous rash on his balls after drinking gatorade
receiver: sir im sorry bout that- (i hung up)
10 min later i get a call
???: sire i have the documents ready for if you feel like setting up a time in court, but please be advised we're ready to counter sue.
me: WTF?! first i have no son. second wtf is this?
receiver: the gatorade - (hung up again)
lmao this was on my bus and my friends and me were cracking up
okay not that's jokes
i gotta try that one
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one time at my friends house we started calling random people in the phone book tell them that they won 10,000,000 dollar then right before they could do anything we'd hang up and more then half the people called back asking about the money and we'd be like "wow what you on boy/girl? where the hell do you think a person like myself would get that? how the hell did you get my number?" then hang up
