Nut cracker (I don't make these ones up!)

[Floyd]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6fDcT9Kiqs

This guy deserves a Darwin Award. The upside is that he most likely won't have any kids to make the same damn mistake.  

[Freak_090]

We can only wish  

[OberFeldwebel]

I only express concern over the welfare of the firearm.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvQJsYnkNhA&NR=1

Lol Russian underwear.