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~kykun~

PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:50 pm
(Ya I know it's kinda craz and weird but I was bored and had a pen and a peice of paper and this is what spilled from the ink. oh and sorry if the type or spacing is off,my comps weird and does that)

RAWR goes the dino that rips through my candy flesh

making the rainbows spill from my veins which the gummy bears

love to play in. Hello Kitty smirks at me while licking the lollipop

Peter Pan gave to me when he said he loved only me then ran off with that

betch Wendy from Europe where the huge a** clock is (who's ego is way bigger

than needed). The fairies play with the rabbit who's always on the go and loves

that taco bell dog (who makes a mean fruitista freeze by the way) but is always

managing to get stuck in a jam. The locksmith married the plumber who's a**

I've seen too much of lately because his new hot spot for the crack he deals is

the park where I love to hang with the Smurfs who come out of their little

shrooms all stoned up and they love to share some of their magic if you catch my

drift. Speaking of magic I havn't seen the little leperchaun who loves those lucky

charms, he owes me some cash. Probably off with Tigger who loves to bounce

from party to party while stringing the girls along (been there,done that). I hate

when he's hangin out with the donkey who always is losing his tale. Little emo

child that he is I can't help but feel so bad for the way he cries when his house

falls down like the London Bridge. London is a dreary place with all that ******** people there are always crying. I wonder if they know that the rain is

their own tears. Serves the lil buggers right for all those nasty fish and chips they

force onto foriegners who know nothing about the town. Around the street

corner and in the pub you'll probably find that drunk monkey who hangs out

with that man in the jungle who calls himself 'King' and lives with the poor Jane

who is stuck washing his leopard print spankies day after day while the animals

laugh at her for being so gullable. The crazy cracker a** that he is I have to

admit he is king of cute so I leave Jane alone. She has enough trouble dealing

with her mother from up North who loves to sit on her butt and rant about the

Alice who is ruing her Card Kingdom by hooking up with the cattapillar, cat, the

twins, and the walrus who eats clams (and probably has some crabs around

somewhere but won't tell Alice). I hate seafood anyway, always giving you

a guilt trip by staring at you during your meal. Makes me want to kill a Cow but

she's too busy jumping over the moon that the rat thinks is a huge ball of cheese

(because I told him it was so he'd stop asking me for my Ritz crackers and leave

me the hell alone) but he went to the Dino and told him I'd wack his quak for

him if he'd take the rat to the moon but I told the Dino to fek off and he got mad

and bit me. rawr.  
PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:09 pm
i luv this!!! it's so, as you said, random!!! not to mention HILARIOUS!!!! this is great....and the end that loops back to the beginning....AWESOME!!! five thumbs up....um..i had to borrow some thumbs...i only came with 2. eheheheheheheheh...heh. ahem. YEAH! 4laugh  

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