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Crash Maniac

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:57 pm
A lot of Americans have become so
insulated from reality that they

imagine that America
can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to

themselves. Pause a moment, reflect back. These events are actual events

from history. They really happened!!! Do you remember?



1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by Muslim male extremist between
the ages of 17 and 40.



2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.



3. In 1979, the US embassy
in Iran
was taken over by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.



4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by
Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.



5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut
was blown up by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.



6. In 1985 the crui se ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by
Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.



7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to
rescue passengers was murdered by Muslim male extremists between the ages of
17 and 40.



8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by Muslim male extremists between
the ages of 17 and 40.



9. In 1993 the World
Trade Center
was bombed the first time by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17
and 40.



10. In 1998, the US
embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were
bombed by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.



11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to
take down the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into
the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.
Thousands of people were killed by Muslim male ex t remists between 17 and 40
years of age.



12. In 2002 the United States
fought a war in Afghanistan
against Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.



13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by--you guessed
it-- Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.



No, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to
ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on
killing us, airport security screeners will no longer

be allowed to profile certain people... Absolutely No Profiling!



They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline
pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the
President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and
Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim
Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling.



According to The Book of Revelations:



The Anti-Christ will be a man, in his 40s, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like
appeal....the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise
false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, he will destroy
everything.



And Now:



For the award winning Act of Stupidity Of all times the People of America
want to elect, to the most powerful position on the face of the Planet -- The
Presidency of the United States of America ... A Muslim Male Extremist
Between the ages of 17 and 40.



Have the American People completely lost their Minds, or just their Power of
Reason ??? I'm sorry but I refuse to take a chance on the 'unknown'
candidate Obama.



Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and
other stupid attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common
sense, feel ashamed of themselves -- if they hav e any such sense. As the
writer of the award winning story 'Forrest Gump' so aptly put it,



'Stupid Is As Stupid Does'


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Whether you are a Democrat or a Republican, you might enjoy reading this...'Walking Eagle' Senator BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York



HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should HE one day become the President. HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his 'red sisters and brothers'.



At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.



A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of s**t it can no longer fly.


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theres more.. but i'm too lazy to dig for it...  
PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:05 pm
That was great. I think I might send that along to a couple people myself. "Walking Eagle" is a suitable name for him though.  

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