Walk into a bar.....

[Visp]

Visp steps into a bar. She looks around and sees all eyes on her, then after a few seconds their eyes focus back on their beer.
How did she get here?
how long will she stay here?

all those questions are unknown to her.... she sits at a table ready to be served  

[Kazekoinu]

A blue haired waiter walks up to the table and says in a bored tone,"Hello, my name is Caludur. What do you want to drink?"