HPs funny or interesting quotes...

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Random_person_no1

"Moony presents his complimentsto Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally largenose out of other peoples business."

"Prongs agrees with Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."

"Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a Professor."

"Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."

4 of my favourite sentences in one of my favourite books rofl exclaim

omg~ i love that part too!! sirius's response is the funniest..haha

really? i thought lupin's was the best. of course, i hav this friend, and everyone we dont like has been called a git many times, so jame's is good too.  

[xXBunnyPrincessXx]

i was reading the half-blooded prince and i saw this thing that has the word constipation in it... i forgot... sweatdrop sweatdrop  

[xXBunnyPrincessXx]

the people in the first movie look weird rolleyes  

[sweetstef]

i'm sorry i need to do this neville pretrificus totalus (i spelled that wrong)
u know u can be scary sometimes, BRILLIANT, but scary  

[16_sepria]

"Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh Perc?"
said Fred.
"That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway! It was nothing personal!"
"It was," Fred whispered to Harry. "We sent it."

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"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie that's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?"