I've died inside (plus crappy shoops)

[OberFeldwebel]

Ah, wife beating and racism jokes.

Are there other joke topics that we're going to address?

lol  

[Fresnel]

OberFeldwebel

Ah, wife beating and racism jokes.

Are there other joke topics that we're going to address?

lol

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?






The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?





I don't have a Porsche in my garage.  

[Crash Maniac]

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

Ah, wife beating and racism jokes.

Are there other joke topics that we're going to address?

lol

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?






The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?





I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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BWAHHAWAHWAHWHAHAHAWHAWHAHWHAWHAHAWHWHAWHAWa  

[Crash Maniac]

OberFeldwebel

Ah, wife beating and racism jokes.

Are there other joke topics that we're going to address?

lol

give it time, we'll find some to talk about.  

[war_junky 91]

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

Ah, wife beating and racism jokes.

Are there other joke topics that we're going to address?

lol

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?






The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?





I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What is the difference between a dump truck loaded with black babies and a dump truck loaded with bowling balls?


I can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.  

[OberFeldwebel]

I don't think the original dump truck dead baby joke assigned any race to the baby.  

[war_junky 91]

OberFeldwebel

I don't think the original dump truck dead baby joke assigned any race to the baby.

Ah, maybe, i might have got it mixed up because we were telling a lot or racist jokes when i heard it or they told it like that, not sure which (my art class rocks lol).  

[Fresnel]

war_junky 91

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

Ah, wife beating and racism jokes.

Are there other joke topics that we're going to address?

lol

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?






The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?





I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What is the difference between a dump truck loaded with black babies and a dump truck loaded with bowling balls?


I can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A trucker carrying a load of bowling balls picked up 2 ****** hitchikers who were pushing bikes with flat tires. He tells them they have to ride in back with the bowling balls, which is fine with them. A few miles down the road a cop pulls the truck over for speeding and he asks to look in the back of the truck. After a quick glance he shuts the door and tells the trucker to get the hell down the road as fast as he can. Then he gets on the police radio and tells his chief, "I got a truck headed your way, you escort him to the county line and get them to escort him right out of the state, quick!" "Why, what the hell is wrong?" asked the chief. "What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong....that truck is carrying a load of ****** eggs and 2 of them have already hatched and stole some bikes!"  

[Crash Maniac]

Seriously.

 

[Requiem ex Inferni]

Seems we're drifting away from being the "Gaia Gun Enthusiasts" to being the "Anti-Obama Guild".

Not that I have a problem with it.  

[Fresnel]

Requiem6661

Seems we're drifting away from being the "Gaia Gun Enthusiasts" to being the "Anti-Obama Guild".

Not that I have a problem with it.

I thought 'gun enthusiast' and 'anti-Obama' were synonyms.  

[Anima_Raptor]

Crash Maniac

Seriously.

This one is epic  

[Das Rabble Rouser]

I've just realized I can't remember which of my friends said all this.