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Repressed Memories Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:03 am
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:06 am
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Castaway Clarance: Oh my god...I'm so hungry... *stomach growls*
Pirate Pete: Let us venture into the forest and find some grub! *walks into forest*
Castaway Clarance: That's actually...a good idea. *follows, amazed*
Pirate Pete: Yeargh! Canonballs! *points to tree*
Castaway Clarance: That's no canonball...that's a COCONUT! *climbs tree, pulling down coconuts* SUSTENANCE!
Pirate Pete: *takes coconut* 'Tis a canonball, ye scurvey dog.
Castaway Clarance: Yeah, yeah, whatever. *turns away*
Pirate Pete: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
Castaway Clarance: *coconut flies by head* What the fu-... *turns around, stares at*
Pirate Pete: *standing next to canon* Avast, ye land-lubber.
Castaway Clarance: Where...where did you get that canon... *stares at canon*
Pirate Pete: A true pirate always has a canon with him! *takes coconut*
Castaway Clarance: Hey! That was mine! *jumps at*
Pirate Pete: Argh! *fires coconut, barely misses Clarance*
Castaway Clarance: *falls to ground* That's it....I give up...
Pirate Pete: Now let us venture on. *walks further into forest*
Castaway Clarance: ... *gets up, follows*
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Repressed Memories Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:06 pm
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Pirate Pete: *singing* ...early in the morning! *skipping around*
Castaway Clarance: *straggling behind* Thank god...he stopped...
Pirate Pete: OHHHHHHHHHH! What do you do with a drunken sailor! What do you do with a drunken sailor! What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning!
Castaway Clarance: Please...God...kill me now...
Pirate Pete: OHHHHHHHHHH! What d-
Castaway Clarance: Do you not know the rest of the song!!!??? *glares at*
Pirate Pete: Yea-harg...no... *stops, staring at ground*
Castaway Clarance: *sighs, walking past* Come on, let's keep going.
Pirate Pete: *sobbing* I be not fit enough to be ye cap'n...
Castaway Clarance: *turns around, looks at* Look, I'm sorry. You too are fit enough to be my "cap'n."
Pirate Pete: *looks up at* Year-harg? Ye truly mean tat?
Castaway Clarance: Aye, that I do. *smiles slightly*
Pirate Pete: Then get moving ye pocket 'o' spankies! *pushes*
Castaway Clarance: *stumbles* Pocket...'o'...WHAT? My GOD MAN! SERIOUSLY! Where do you come up with these sayings!?!?
Pirate Pete: *ignores, skipping and singing* 99 bottles of rum on the wall! 99 bottles of rum! Steal one now, don't pass it around! All the men on the ship are now dead!
Castaway Clarance: *rubs temples* Seriously, I'm begging you...kill me now. *stares up at sky, then follows*
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Repressed Memories Vice Captain
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Repressed Memories Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:27 pm
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