ChaosTorrent
I'd open up the 360, turn it on, wait till it gets really hot, then melt the PS3 in it. I would then fill the molten PS3 in a bucket and throw it into the water. The geologists will notice the critical increase of epic fail in the immediate vicinity of the island I'm on. Eventually some scientists will come check the situation with their helicopter. I would then kill all the scientists and build a raft out of their bones, a sail out of their skin and a scepter out of their dicks.
Then I'd grab the Wii and sail off to liberty city where I'd call over some hookers, get laid and kill them with my scepter after to steal their moneys. I would then write my testament. The testament would pass on all my legitimely earned moneys to nintendo, the p***s scepter to wayne and the bone raft to the scientist's families. Then I'd set myself on fire, walk in a church and sing Rammstein's Asche as I run towards the priest with a bloody wiimote in my hand.
Then I'd grab the Wii and sail off to liberty city where I'd call over some hookers, get laid and kill them with my scepter after to steal their moneys. I would then write my testament. The testament would pass on all my legitimely earned moneys to nintendo, the p***s scepter to wayne and the bone raft to the scientist's families. Then I'd set myself on fire, walk in a church and sing Rammstein's Asche as I run towards the priest with a bloody wiimote in my hand.
This post gave me great lulz.