Video Game Pirates!!!!

[Crash Maniac]

BASTARDS!!!!! Not on my watch. Come on ********!!! man the row boats!!!  

[Desert_Fox_Rommel]

wink  

[Orkronos]

Just remember to not use black hawks  

[OberFeldwebel]

Hmm... military movie Cliches...
they're so...
Cliche.


You know, for a race that lives in the friggin hot a** part of the world, they're still weak to fire, especially when they're on their own boats.

Got some Napalm bombs and Molotov cocktails?
Hell, take those ships that they have transporting goods and mount some quad .50s on them or something, Jesus ******** Christ we're at ******** war, it's time we start acting like it and start providing escorts for s**t like this.


"Oh if something happens we can blast 'em with our Blackhawks!"

Orly? I suppose you're not too concerned about being cost effective, because who the ******** wants to do that when they're in debt?  

[Fresnel]

OberFeldwebel

Hmm... military movie Cliches...
they're so...
Cliche.


You know, for a race that lives in the friggin hot a** part of the world, they're still weak to fire, especially when they're on their own boats.

Got some Napalm bombs and Molotov cocktails?
Hell, take those ships that they have transporting goods and mount some quad .50s on them or something, Jesus ******** Christ we're at ******** war, it's time we start acting like it and start providing escorts for s**t like this.


"Oh if something happens we can blast 'em with our Blackhawks!"

Orly? I suppose you're not too concerned about being cost effective, because who the ******** wants to do that when they're in debt?

Issue every freighter five HIWSs, and scatter them around the deck. I think an 80mm HE shell can sink a fishing trow.  

[OberFeldwebel]

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

Hmm... military movie Cliches...
they're so...
Cliche.


You know, for a race that lives in the friggin hot a** part of the world, they're still weak to fire, especially when they're on their own boats.

Got some Napalm bombs and Molotov cocktails?
Hell, take those ships that they have transporting goods and mount some quad .50s on them or something, Jesus ******** Christ we're at ******** war, it's time we start acting like it and start providing escorts for s**t like this.


"Oh if something happens we can blast 'em with our Blackhawks!"

Orly? I suppose you're not too concerned about being cost effective, because who the ******** wants to do that when they're in debt?

Issue every freighter five HIWSs, and scatter them around the deck. I think an 80mm HE shell can sink a fishing trow.

Fishing Trows? That's what those retards are using?

I guess they work, but you know if the ships were armed they'd need something ********, a person or enough persons with enough guns and ammo can sink a god damn fishing boat.



Best do it in one or two hits though, and wound the ******** out of the people on the inside. The people should be trained in it's use as well. I can't imagine how easy it could be to hit a relatively fast moving boat when you're up on deck which is variably how far from the water?

Let the guy up top with the M14 put one through their lungs or wing 'em a bit to call in the sharks.  

[Orkronos]

What should be done. Is a campain to terrorise the pirates. Decoy ships full of mercs. Once there on board, kill them or capture them. If captured. Tatto "I am a theif" in somali across there forhead and cut off there dominant hand. (cant shoot with out it) And send them back. Or as one great byizintine general did. he capture thousands of men. Cut out there eyes and left eavry tenth man with ont eyes to lead the others back. Not only is it a propaganda win but the enamy needs to take care of them.  

[Requiem ex Inferni]

While on the subject of propaganda, I've got one we can use to get the message through to the terrorists that we're not ******** around.

Capture ten Muslim terrorists, and tie them to poles. Slaughter a pig, publicly in front of them, take ten bullets, dip them in the pig's blood and load them. Shoot them in the head (they believe that if their body is tainted at death, they will go to Hell). And broadcast the whole thing on Al-Jazeera as a warning.

Now if the Israelis weren't the same way about pigs as the Muslims, they could do this with Hamas.  

[Fresnel]

OberFeldwebel

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

Hmm... military movie Cliches...
they're so...
Cliche.


You know, for a race that lives in the friggin hot a** part of the world, they're still weak to fire, especially when they're on their own boats.

Got some Napalm bombs and Molotov cocktails?
Hell, take those ships that they have transporting goods and mount some quad .50s on them or something, Jesus ******** Christ we're at ******** war, it's time we start acting like it and start providing escorts for s**t like this.


"Oh if something happens we can blast 'em with our Blackhawks!"

Orly? I suppose you're not too concerned about being cost effective, because who the ******** wants to do that when they're in debt?

Issue every freighter five HIWSs, and scatter them around the deck. I think an 80mm HE shell can sink a fishing trow.

Fishing Trows? That's what those retards are using?

I guess they work, but you know if the ships were armed they'd need something ********, a person or enough persons with enough guns and ammo can sink a god damn fishing boat.



Best do it in one or two hits though, and wound the ******** out of the people on the inside. The people should be trained in it's use as well. I can't imagine how easy it could be to hit a relatively fast moving boat when you're up on deck which is variably how far from the water?

Let the guy up top with the M14 put one through their lungs or wing 'em a bit to call in the sharks.

A fishing trow is a perfectly innocuous vehicle until it drops a RHIB full of pirates, and by then you're too close to get away.  

[OberFeldwebel]

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

Hmm... military movie Cliches...
they're so...
Cliche.


You know, for a race that lives in the friggin hot a** part of the world, they're still weak to fire, especially when they're on their own boats.

Got some Napalm bombs and Molotov cocktails?
Hell, take those ships that they have transporting goods and mount some quad .50s on them or something, Jesus ******** Christ we're at ******** war, it's time we start acting like it and start providing escorts for s**t like this.


"Oh if something happens we can blast 'em with our Blackhawks!"

Orly? I suppose you're not too concerned about being cost effective, because who the ******** wants to do that when they're in debt?

Issue every freighter five HIWSs, and scatter them around the deck. I think an 80mm HE shell can sink a fishing trow.

Fishing Trows? That's what those retards are using?

I guess they work, but you know if the ships were armed they'd need something ********, a person or enough persons with enough guns and ammo can sink a god damn fishing boat.



Best do it in one or two hits though, and wound the ******** out of the people on the inside. The people should be trained in it's use as well. I can't imagine how easy it could be to hit a relatively fast moving boat when you're up on deck which is variably how far from the water?

Let the guy up top with the M14 put one through their lungs or wing 'em a bit to call in the sharks.

A fishing trow is a perfectly innocuous vehicle until it drops a RHIB full of pirates, and by then you're too close to get away.

Oh, I should have known they would hide in it.

Hmm, make standard procedure to lock onto any vessel coming near.
neutral


Requiem;
We should do that with all of our bullets.
Then as far as they're concerned they're not getting their virgins.  

[Fresnel]

OberFeldwebel

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

Hmm... military movie Cliches...
they're so...
Cliche.


You know, for a race that lives in the friggin hot a** part of the world, they're still weak to fire, especially when they're on their own boats.

Got some Napalm bombs and Molotov cocktails?
Hell, take those ships that they have transporting goods and mount some quad .50s on them or something, Jesus ******** Christ we're at ******** war, it's time we start acting like it and start providing escorts for s**t like this.


"Oh if something happens we can blast 'em with our Blackhawks!"

Orly? I suppose you're not too concerned about being cost effective, because who the ******** wants to do that when they're in debt?

Issue every freighter five HIWSs, and scatter them around the deck. I think an 80mm HE shell can sink a fishing trow.

Fishing Trows? That's what those retards are using?

I guess they work, but you know if the ships were armed they'd need something ********, a person or enough persons with enough guns and ammo can sink a god damn fishing boat.



Best do it in one or two hits though, and wound the ******** out of the people on the inside. The people should be trained in it's use as well. I can't imagine how easy it could be to hit a relatively fast moving boat when you're up on deck which is variably how far from the water?

Let the guy up top with the M14 put one through their lungs or wing 'em a bit to call in the sharks.

A fishing trow is a perfectly innocuous vehicle until it drops a RHIB full of pirates, and by then you're too close to get away.

Oh, I should have known they would hide in it.

Hmm, make standard procedure to lock onto any vessel coming near.
neutral


Requiem;
We should do that with all of our bullets.
Then as far as they're concerned they're not getting their virgins.

Pack the bullets in pork lard. The Brits used to do that with their rifles (Cosmoline substitute) until the Pakis burned a s**t-ton of British supplied rifles, because they were unclean. So the Brits switched to beef lard. That made the Raj Indians REALLY ******** HAPPY.  

[OberFeldwebel]

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

Hmm... military movie Cliches...
they're so...
Cliche.


You know, for a race that lives in the friggin hot a** part of the world, they're still weak to fire, especially when they're on their own boats.

Got some Napalm bombs and Molotov cocktails?
Hell, take those ships that they have transporting goods and mount some quad .50s on them or something, Jesus ******** Christ we're at ******** war, it's time we start acting like it and start providing escorts for s**t like this.


"Oh if something happens we can blast 'em with our Blackhawks!"

Orly? I suppose you're not too concerned about being cost effective, because who the ******** wants to do that when they're in debt?

Issue every freighter five HIWSs, and scatter them around the deck. I think an 80mm HE shell can sink a fishing trow.

Fishing Trows? That's what those retards are using?

I guess they work, but you know if the ships were armed they'd need something ********, a person or enough persons with enough guns and ammo can sink a god damn fishing boat.



Best do it in one or two hits though, and wound the ******** out of the people on the inside. The people should be trained in it's use as well. I can't imagine how easy it could be to hit a relatively fast moving boat when you're up on deck which is variably how far from the water?

Let the guy up top with the M14 put one through their lungs or wing 'em a bit to call in the sharks.

A fishing trow is a perfectly innocuous vehicle until it drops a RHIB full of pirates, and by then you're too close to get away.

Oh, I should have known they would hide in it.

Hmm, make standard procedure to lock onto any vessel coming near.
neutral


Requiem;
We should do that with all of our bullets.
Then as far as they're concerned they're not getting their virgins.

Pack the bullets in pork lard. The Brits used to do that with their rifles (Cosmoline substitute) until the Pakis burned a s**t-ton of British supplied rifles, because they were unclean. So the Brits switched to beef lard. That made the Raj Indians REALLY ******** HAPPY.

Lol!

Hmm, really, we have gallons of pig blood in butcher shops all over the US and I think we do have a good use at home for pig lard, if we don't then go right ahead and do it.
But we'd have a viable reason for using the pork lard though than the blood.  

[Fresnel]

OberFeldwebel

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

Fishing Trows? That's what those retards are using?

I guess they work, but you know if the ships were armed they'd need something ********, a person or enough persons with enough guns and ammo can sink a god damn fishing boat.



Best do it in one or two hits though, and wound the ******** out of the people on the inside. The people should be trained in it's use as well. I can't imagine how easy it could be to hit a relatively fast moving boat when you're up on deck which is variably how far from the water?

Let the guy up top with the M14 put one through their lungs or wing 'em a bit to call in the sharks.

A fishing trow is a perfectly innocuous vehicle until it drops a RHIB full of pirates, and by then you're too close to get away.

Oh, I should have known they would hide in it.

Hmm, make standard procedure to lock onto any vessel coming near.
neutral


Requiem;
We should do that with all of our bullets.
Then as far as they're concerned they're not getting their virgins.

Pack the bullets in pork lard. The Brits used to do that with their rifles (Cosmoline substitute) until the Pakis burned a s**t-ton of British supplied rifles, because they were unclean. So the Brits switched to beef lard. That made the Raj Indians REALLY ******** HAPPY.

Lol!

Hmm, really, we have gallons of pig blood in butcher shops all over the US and I think we do have a good use at home for pig lard, if we don't then go right ahead and do it.
But we'd have a viable reason for using the pork lard though than the blood.

There's gotta be some way we can use non-kosher methods of cartridge production. Maybe have the workers eat sloppy ham-and-cheese sandwiches over the conveyor belts?  

[OberFeldwebel]

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

Fishing Trows? That's what those retards are using?

I guess they work, but you know if the ships were armed they'd need something ********, a person or enough persons with enough guns and ammo can sink a god damn fishing boat.



Best do it in one or two hits though, and wound the ******** out of the people on the inside. The people should be trained in it's use as well. I can't imagine how easy it could be to hit a relatively fast moving boat when you're up on deck which is variably how far from the water?

Let the guy up top with the M14 put one through their lungs or wing 'em a bit to call in the sharks.

A fishing trow is a perfectly innocuous vehicle until it drops a RHIB full of pirates, and by then you're too close to get away.

Oh, I should have known they would hide in it.

Hmm, make standard procedure to lock onto any vessel coming near.
neutral


Requiem;
We should do that with all of our bullets.
Then as far as they're concerned they're not getting their virgins.

Pack the bullets in pork lard. The Brits used to do that with their rifles (Cosmoline substitute) until the Pakis burned a s**t-ton of British supplied rifles, because they were unclean. So the Brits switched to beef lard. That made the Raj Indians REALLY ******** HAPPY.

Lol!

Hmm, really, we have gallons of pig blood in butcher shops all over the US and I think we do have a good use at home for pig lard, if we don't then go right ahead and do it.
But we'd have a viable reason for using the pork lard though than the blood.

There's gotta be some way we can use non-kosher methods of cartridge production. Maybe have the workers eat sloppy ham-and-cheese sandwiches over the conveyor belts?

I wonder if they have anything against people who eat pork, if so we could just have that guy run his hands on all the cartridges on the conveyor belt. But we'd have to publicize it.
A video sent live feed of a guy eating pork chops and touching all ammunition rolling by would be good enough.  

[Orkronos]

OberFeldwebel

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

Fresnel

OberFeldwebel

Oh, I should have known they would hide in it.

Hmm, make standard procedure to lock onto any vessel coming near.
neutral


Requiem;
We should do that with all of our bullets.
Then as far as they're concerned they're not getting their virgins.

Pack the bullets in pork lard. The Brits used to do that with their rifles (Cosmoline substitute) until the Pakis burned a s**t-ton of British supplied rifles, because they were unclean. So the Brits switched to beef lard. That made the Raj Indians REALLY ******** HAPPY.

Lol!

Hmm, really, we have gallons of pig blood in butcher shops all over the US and I think we do have a good use at home for pig lard, if we don't then go right ahead and do it.
But we'd have a viable reason for using the pork lard though than the blood.

There's gotta be some way we can use non-kosher methods of cartridge production. Maybe have the workers eat sloppy ham-and-cheese sandwiches over the conveyor belts?

I wonder if they have anything against people who eat pork, if so we could just have that guy run his hands on all the cartridges on the conveyor belt. But we'd have to publicize it.
A video sent live feed of a guy eating pork chops and touching all ammunition rolling by would be good enough.

It would put a dent in the shipments going to Israil. XP