The Cafe

[Angel Bruja]

I don't drink coffee either. If I go to a coffee shop, like Starbucks, which is the first one that comes to mind, or wherever, I try their hot chocolate or just get black tea. I'm not sure what kind of coffee I'd have if I drank it.  

[Night_Blooming_Jasmine]

coffee= wahmbulance burning_eyes
black Tea= heart heart  

[We Have A Winnar]

I don't drink much coffee, but most coffeehouses have tea.
I generally order a chai latte, I may add a small bit of sugar, but it's usually sweetened enough...  

[The Goth Apple]

Alright, true coffee drinkers, prepare to laugh at me.
A mocha made with vanilla coffee and much more cocoa then coffee, probably more milk then actual coffee when you get down to it, with a sprinkle of cinnamon and a nice big tower of whipped cream at the top.
I make myself that all the time. It's not really coffee at that point, is a kind of liquid candy with a little extra caffeine.  

[trampyre]

Sir Vincent

This soup tastes like chalk!

This chalk tastes like soup!

I like a wide variety of coffees and espresso-based drinks.

Sometimes I like soy lattes, with cinnamon and raw cane sugar. Sometimes soy cappucinos. Sometimes soy mochas, or peppermint mochas made with rice milk and an extra shot of espresso. sometimes plain old espresso. sometimes americano, with raw cane sugar and soy milk. sometimes americano black. I really do like my coffee! Too bad I can't have it as often as I'd like.

It depends on my mood, and what I'm having to eat with the coffee.

There's this great blend I can get from a local cafe (it's a franchise, but whatever), called Noisette (medium roast, mildly hazelnut flavoured). If I brew it in just the right proportions, it's divine.  

[Angel of the End]

Type: Cappuchino (or however you spell it, I could really care less....grammer nazis.... although, I can be like that at times)
Size: depends, usually just don't say
Topping(s): simple. 10-20 packs of sugar, and 1-3 french vanilla cream.

Otherwise, I can appreciate black coffee. But usually, I put tons and tons of sugar in it.... which interestingly as needed seems to have no effect on me.