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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:56 pm
Okay, how this works.
Who am I kidding, it's obvious! Post the corniest joke ya've got and its answer.
Tee hee, giggle, and carry on, next person, then post yar own joke!



Me gonna start!

What's the Invisible Man's favorite song?


Answer: I Ain't Got Noboooooody!
 
PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:54 pm
Not really a joke but it's the best I have.
A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."  

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:32 am
What is the name of a man with no arms and no legs who is right in front of a door?

Mat!!!  
PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:02 pm
Ha.  

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:35 pm
Yeah, I got another one.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

(answer in next post)  
PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:46 am
I dunno, how?  

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:41 pm
Unique up on it.

So instead of sneak up, Uniqure up on it.



How do you catch a tame rabbit?  
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:24 pm
...I have no clue. How, how, how??? eek  

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:50 am
tame way! (same way)  
PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:19 pm
-Claps hands excitedly- Oh, oh! Heehee! My turn!

This is such a bad/easy joke---

What's a cat's favorite color?  

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:53 pm
Uhhh.... idk wat?  
PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:00 am
3nodding Purrr-ple!  

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:20 pm
Nice!

When geese fly in a V shape, why is 1 side always longer?  
PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:39 am
Errrr....I don't know. Why?  

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