Oh lawl.

[Fazzey]

My beloved Chalandria,

You and I are just two Smelly people trying to make it in this Drippy world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of Rape in the past, and I know you've dabbled in Sloth, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our Uber love. Without you, I'm nothing but a Furry Marmot.

You Crazy Monkey!

Yours Failingly,

Fazzey


The one I sent to Chal-Kitty  

[debijay]

reason will not lead to solution
i will end up lost in confusion
i don't care if you really care
as long as you don't go

hahahalolwtf xD

Dear debijay,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a greenish journey to the deepest hot dog of my spoon. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Chocolocoville and dance with me across the undulating EL OH EL? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and WHO IS YOUR DADDY?! like peeing ( cool ?

LOL U LOVE IT

Yours truly,

Rome The Arsonist

love me love me, say that you love me
fool me fool me, go on and fool me
love me love me, pretend that you love me
leave me leave me, just say that you need me
i can't care 'bout anything but you...

 

[crazy_mongoose]

lmao wtf debi.

That's bizarre  

[debijay]

reason will not lead to solution
i will end up lost in confusion
i don't care if you really care
as long as you don't go

haha i know xD
twas funny when i read it

love me love me, say that you love me
fool me fool me, go on and fool me
love me love me, pretend that you love me
leave me leave me, just say that you need me
i can't care 'bout anything but you...