fmylife

[[Vertically.Challenged]]

http://www.fmylife.com/

this website cracks me up.

I got an account and submitted a few entries...but they haven't been accepted yet.  

[ApocalypticFate]

Quote:

Today, my girlfriend of one month and I had an amazing night of dinner and dancing, but when I leaned in to kiss her, she said, "You're joking right?" FML

Owned.  

[[Vertically.Challenged]]

*laughs*

I really like this one:

"Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML."  

[crazy_mongoose]

aaww. xD this site makes me laugh and cry at the same time.  

[debijay]

reason will not lead to solution
i will end up lost in confusion
i don't care if you really care
as long as you don't go

xDD

so sad! -snickers- >P

love me love me, say that you love me
fool me fool me, go on and fool me
love me love me, pretend that you love me
leave me leave me, just say that you need me
i can't care 'bout anything but you...

 

[KuroAkaNeko]

Man... Those entries hurt XD  

[[Vertically.Challenged]]

I feel bad for the people but.....yet Im laughing my a** off at their pain? wow. Im mean. XD  

[KuroAkaNeko]

Well from what I observed. The point is to laugh, give condolences, and give advice. Also to determine if the fmylife is worthy or not.  

[debijay]

reason will not lead to solution
i will end up lost in confusion
i don't care if you really care
as long as you don't go

LOL

Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML


its ok, i already know how messed up i am :'D

love me love me, say that you love me
fool me fool me, go on and fool me
love me love me, pretend that you love me
leave me leave me, just say that you need me
i can't care 'bout anything but you...

 

[KuroAkaNeko]

Maybe her mom didn't know. MAYBE IT'S A SECRET BOYFRIEND! HO NOES!  

[Ten of Hearts]

These are really funny, but I feel like a total b***h for laughing at them.